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Deadtrees

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Dec 31, 2002
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How can you judge nowadays porn industry after watching one freaking porn? What have you been smoking lately? Whatever that is, quit that sh1t. It's like me judging all Americans are stupid because this Tec699 guy is stupid.
 

PoPPeR

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Oct 9, 2002
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Originally posted by: fredtam
Originally posted by: saxguy
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: PoPPeR
the only thing I hate is um, the showing of the big butthole after their usual sex rompts. It's quite disturbing

Yeah, who wants to see a close up of that? Yuk.

yuk one more time.

Oh come on. What would be the point in not showing it. That is the moneyshot of the fisting world.
who's talking about fisting?
 

Bryophyte

Lifer
Apr 25, 2001
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Originally posted by: PoPPeR
Originally posted by: fredtam
Originally posted by: saxguy
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: PoPPeR
the only thing I hate is um, the showing of the big butthole after their usual sex rompts. It's quite disturbing

Yeah, who wants to see a close up of that? Yuk.

yuk one more time.

Oh come on. What would be the point in not showing it. That is the moneyshot of the fisting world.
who's talking about fisting?

Why, you interested?
 

PoPPeR

Diamond Member
Oct 9, 2002
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Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Originally posted by: PoPPeR
Originally posted by: fredtam
Originally posted by: saxguy
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: PoPPeR
the only thing I hate is um, the showing of the big butthole after their usual sex rompts. It's quite disturbing

Yeah, who wants to see a close up of that? Yuk.

yuk one more time.

Oh come on. What would be the point in not showing it. That is the moneyshot of the fisting world.
who's talking about fisting?

Why, you interested?
no, but no one was talking about fisting originally...
 

Bryophyte

Lifer
Apr 25, 2001
13,430
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Originally posted by: PoPPeR
Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Originally posted by: PoPPeR
Originally posted by: fredtam
Originally posted by: saxguy
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: PoPPeR
the only thing I hate is um, the showing of the big butthole after their usual sex rompts. It's quite disturbing

Yeah, who wants to see a close up of that? Yuk.

yuk one more time.

Oh come on. What would be the point in not showing it. That is the moneyshot of the fisting world.
who's talking about fisting?

Why, you interested?
no, but no one was talking about fisting originally...

That's the great thing about ATOT. The original topic ends up completely lost after the first couple of posts. :beer:
 

Martin

Lifer
Jan 15, 2000
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Just got for the lesbian stuff, that's always good. I saw like 10 mins of one called "nymph lesbian diary" or something like that and it was greaking great. Great looking chicks, uhmm, kinda soft, almost sensual type of flick. I guess you can say the actresses were "making love", not "having sex".
 
Aug 23, 2000
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If all they were doing was spitting, then you got it easy, with the spread of the internet most of us have seen WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY worse.
Damn the japanese and germans.
 

Kadarin

Lifer
Nov 23, 2001
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The majority of porn made these days is very poorly done. Terrible camera work, entirely too many closeups that last for too long, too many edits and cuts, formulaic and unerotic sex, too many (even one is too many) reaction shots from the male actors.
 

PClark99

Diamond Member
Jan 12, 2000
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Originally posted by: jjones
Originally posted by: tec699
I usually don't watch porn. I decided to watch a movie last night and I hated it. I saw people spitting on each other. What's up with that? Every woman actor had gobs of spit hanging off their face. Also every word was f this and f. It was horrible and the degrading of the women actors. bleh.

Give me late 80's and early 90's porn. At least the movies back then had sex appeal.

:disgust:
Are you sure that was spit?

You beat me to that one!

 

Iron Woode

Elite Member
Super Moderator
Oct 10, 1999
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Originally posted by: tec699
I usually don't watch porn. I decided to watch a movie last night and I hated it. I saw people spitting on each other. What's up with that? Every woman actor had gobs of spit hanging off their face. Also every word was f this and f. It was horrible and the degrading of the women actors. bleh.

Give me late 80's and early 90's porn. At least the movies back then had sex appeal.

:disgust:
OMGWTFPRON????????
 

PingSpike

Lifer
Feb 25, 2004
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Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
If all they were doing was spitting, then you got it easy, with the spread of the internet most of us have seen WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY worse.
Damn the japanese and germans.

LOL, so true. The Germans and the Japanese make the most violent/bizarre american porn look like a trip to sunday school.

"Oh, trinken mein pissen! Ja!"
"WTF is this?"




Unrelated: What is the deal with shemale porn, who actually wants to watch that weird crap?
 

Martin

Lifer
Jan 15, 2000
29,178
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Originally posted by: PingSpike
Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
If all they were doing was spitting, then you got it easy, with the spread of the internet most of us have seen WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY worse.
Damn the japanese and germans.

LOL, so true. The Germans and the Japanese make the most violent/bizarre american porn look like a trip to sunday school.

"Oh, trinken mein pissen! Ja!"
"WTF is this?"




Unrelated: What is the deal with shemale porn, who actually wants to watch that weird crap?

Hefemales? I dunno, but fscked up poeple in either case.
 

Rudee

Lifer
Apr 23, 2000
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When it comes to watching porn, I'm sceptical at first, then someone curious, then I become somewhat interested, I then become even more interested, then I'm very interested, then I'm extremely interested, then I lose interest. Happens every time.
 

Martin

Lifer
Jan 15, 2000
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One more thing I have noticed is that porn is unbelivably unimaginative. I mean, only like 1% of pron doesn't follow the "foreplay, oral sex, straight sex, moneyshot" formula.
 

ViRGE

Elite Member, Moderator Emeritus
Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: MartyTheManiak
One more thing I have noticed is that porn is unbelivably unimaginative. I mean, only like 1% of pron doesn't follow the "foreplay, oral sex, straight sex, moneyshot" formula.
People buy it up in droves, why change?
 

Rudee

Lifer
Apr 23, 2000
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I tried smacking my girlfriend in the face with my ding-dong like they do in the pron movies. Apparently, she didn't like that at all.
 

bradruth

Lifer
Aug 9, 2002
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Originally posted by: Rudee
When it comes to watching porn, I'm sceptical at first, then someone curious, then I become somewhat interested, I then become even more interested, then I'm very interested, then I'm extremely interested, then I lose interest. Happens every time.

[/Kevin Nealon]
 

bamacre

Lifer
Jul 1, 2004
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This has been one of the most humorous threads I've seen in a while.

"spit fetishes"
"I've never seen spitting in porn. Guess I'm falling behind on my fetishes."
"this spit you speak of...which head did it come out of"
"That is the moneyshot of the fisting world."
"Are you sure that was spit?"
"Hey, get your dong outa my soup!"
"Of course not! Porn holds women up to be the most intelligent, respectable, dignified creatures on earth."
"Did you just turn down fisting!? Someone get this guy a bowl of hot soup."
"I'm Buck Naked"
"Damn the japanese and germans."
"What is the deal with shemale porn, who actually wants to watch that weird crap?"


Someone, please, help me off the floor.
 

Martin

Lifer
Jan 15, 2000
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Originally posted by: ViRGE
Originally posted by: MartyTheManiak
One more thing I have noticed is that porn is unbelivably unimaginative. I mean, only like 1% of pron doesn't follow the "foreplay, oral sex, straight sex, moneyshot" formula.
People buy it up in droves, why change?

Yeah, but at least have a little variation. In all honesty, I think I could make a better pron than 75% of pron directors out there.
 
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