New pron is aweful...

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: MartyTheManiak

Originally posted by: ViRGE

Originally posted by: MartyTheManiak
One more thing I have noticed is that porn is unbelivably unimaginative. I mean, only like 1% of pron doesn't follow the "foreplay, oral sex, straight sex, moneyshot" formula.

People buy it up in droves, why change?

Yeah, but at least have a little variation. In all honesty, I think I could make a better pron than 75% of pron directors out there.

It'd be one of those "first-person" views, wouldn't it?

 

[MustISO]

Some movies have gone way beyond what the average pron lover wants to see. There's a series out now where the guy c**s in the girl's mouth and she spits it back into his! I mean really!

There's plenty of other good/sexy stuff out there. You need to look for some softer movies, not softcore but not quite as hard as the one you saw.

 

[Rudee]

Originally posted by: MustISO
Some movies have gone way beyond what the average pron lover wants to see. There's a series out now where the guy c**s in the girl's mouth and she spits it back into his! I mean really!

Yeah, I hear that style is all the rage with the young kids.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: MustISO
Some movies have gone way beyond what the average pron lover wants to see. There's a series out now where the guy c**s in the girl's mouth and she spits it back into his! I mean really!

Snowballing.

 

[lokiju]

Check out an "actress" by the name of Jo, she's pretty hot and none of that nasty stuff you speak of.

 

[MustISO]

Yeah, it's one thing with two girls but back to the guy, uh uh. No need to see that.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: MustISO
Yeah, it's one thing with two girls but back to the guy, uh uh. No need to see that.

Agreed.

 

[PoPPeR]

no really, I wasn't talking about fisting in my original post. I dont know how fisting got into this thread in the first place

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: PoPPeR
no really, I wasn't talking about fisting in my original post. I dont know how fisting got into this thread in the first place

That's what fisting does. You're sitting there minding your own business and BAM! Fisting.

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: PoPPeR
no really, I wasn't talking about fisting in my original post. I dont know how fisting got into this thread in the first place

That's what fisting does. You're sitting there minding your own business and BAM! Fisting.

hahaha

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: PoPPeR
no really, I wasn't talking about fisting in my original post. I dont know how fisting got into this thread in the first place

That's what fisting does. You're sitting there minding your own business and BAM! Fisting.

hahaha

Don't tell me *that's* going in your sig too.

 

[PoPPeR]

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: PoPPeR

You'd better wipe that look off your face, lest you get fisted.

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Bryophyte

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: PoPPeR
no really, I wasn't talking about fisting in my original post. I dont know how fisting got into this thread in the first place

That's what fisting does. You're sitting there minding your own business and BAM! Fisting.

hahaha

Don't tell me *that's* going in your sig too.

Ok.
Funny thing is, I don't even remember why you said the thing about soup. I just remember laughing really hard.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Ok.
Funny thing is, I don't even remember why you said the thing about soup. I just remember laughing really hard.

I think it was that thread about the guy going up to who he thought was a friend and said something about a penis being in his soup and it turned out to be a complete stranger.

 

[Bryophyte]

Yeah, that's the one. Now I remember. hehehe

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Yeah, that's the one. Now I remember. hehehe

 

[PoPPeR]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: PoPPeR

You'd better wipe that look off your face, lest you get fisted.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: PoPPeR

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: PoPPeR

You'd better wipe that look off your face, lest you get fisted.

Now you're just asking for it. If Nebs wasn't banned he'd be all over that.

 

[tec699]

Originally posted by: MustISO
Some movies have gone way beyond what the average pron lover wants to see. There's a series out now where the guy c**s in the girl's mouth and she spits it back into his! I mean really!

There's plenty of other good/sexy stuff out there. You need to look for some softer movies, not softcore but not quite as hard as the one you saw.

Yep, that's nasty. The spitting I'm talking about is when the woman actor spits on the guys t**l and then he rams it down her throat until she starts gagging and spitting up phlem. Then she tries to breath and he repeats it again and again. After awhile of this the girl's chin and face has spit dripping off it. I've seen this on more then one occasion and I don't find it appealing.

Also the fisting has to go. Not sexy in my opinion.

 

[bamacre]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: PoPPeR
no really, I wasn't talking about fisting in my original post. I dont know how fisting got into this thread in the first place

That's what fisting does. You're sitting there minding your own business and BAM! Fisting.

Oh my, stop. Please, this is TOO funny!!

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
The majority of porn made these days is very poorly done. Terrible camera work, entirely too many closeups that last for too long, too many edits and cuts, formulaic and unerotic sex, too many (even one is too many) reaction shots from the male actors.

These days? :Q

Does "bow chicka bow bow" ring any bells?

Christy Canyon was a GOOD actress? Gimme a break. :roll:

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: bamacre

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: PoPPeR
no really, I wasn't talking about fisting in my original post. I dont know how fisting got into this thread in the first place

That's what fisting does. You're sitting there minding your own business and BAM! Fisting.

Oh my, stop. Please, this is TOO funny!!

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: DurocShark

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
The majority of porn made these days is very poorly done. Terrible camera work, entirely too many closeups that last for too long, too many edits and cuts, formulaic and unerotic sex, too many (even one is too many) reaction shots from the male actors.

These days? :Q

Does "bow chicka bow bow" ring any bells?

Christy Canyon was a GOOD actress? Gimme a break. :roll:

He just misses all the wall to wall carpeting.

 

[fredtam]

Originally posted by: tec699

Originally posted by: MustISO
Some movies have gone way beyond what the average pron lover wants to see. There's a series out now where the guy c**s in the girl's mouth and she spits it back into his! I mean really!

There's plenty of other good/sexy stuff out there. You need to look for some softer movies, not softcore but not quite as hard as the one you saw.

Yep, that's nasty. The spitting I'm talking about is when the woman actor spits on the guys t**l and then he rams it down her throat until she starts gagging and spitting up phlem. Then she tries to breath and he repeats it again and again. After awhile of this the girl's chin and face has spit dripping off it. I've seen this on more then one occasion and I don't find it appealing.

Also the fisting has to go. Not sexy in my opinion.

Was this on a yellow couch by chance?