New Study Claims Fat Men are Better at Sex!

Thebobo

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Jun 19, 2006
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Who didn't know that?! more cushion to the pushin!

Best part: "Skinny men, the study found, are more prone to premature ejaculation."

HAHA!

http://www.alternet.org/sex-amp-relationships/new-study-claims-fat-men-are-better-sex

A freshly minted yearlong study from Erciyes University in Turkey revealed that men with excess body fat experience increased sexual performance, defined as lasting longer during lovemaking. So what's their secret? Higher levels of the female sex hormone estradiol, it turns out.

Researchers studied 100 male voluteers and found that those on the fatter side lasted an average of 7.3 minutes during lovemaking, while men who were more fit lasted an average of 108 seconds. Apparently, estradiol disrupts the male neurotransmitter chemicals, causing men with higher levels of it to reach orgasm more slowly. Skinny men, the study found, are more prone to premature ejaculation.

Is lasting longer really the key to sexual satisfaction? That sounds pretty doubtful. While it may be a common belief that a longer performance during intercourse is somehow desirable, many women are even more interested in what happens before penetration, as well as the intimacy and creativity of the entire sexual experience. Men's Fitness magazine surveyed women to find out what they wanted in bed, and they named such things as variety, romance, being undressed slowly, kissing, teasing and tickling, and even arranging a threesome. But nobody seemed to count lasting longer in penetration as a priority.

Ian Kerner, sex therapist and author of She Comes First, has found in his research that "the tongue is mightier than the sword." Using the tongue in lovemaking, he suggests, is like Tai Chi, "slow, focused and graceful, with an emphasis on the balance of yin/yang (male/female energy) to create a harmony of movement and strength." He also finds that women want more cuddling and like to have fantasy elements in the bedroom. Longer penetration? Doesn't even make the list.

 

z1ggy

Lifer
May 17, 2008
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So.. not sure if you are saying fat guys are better, but this quote above effectively says they are not.
 

zephyrprime

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Being fatter you are more likely to be low testosterone. Higher test makes sexual stimulation feel stronger and makes you more like to have premature ejaculation.
 

Red Storm

Lifer
Oct 2, 2005
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I'd say it goes like this (excluding the really fat and really skinny):

Fit > Fat > Skinny

My wife and two of her friends all said that would be their preference order.
 

coffeejunkee

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While undoubtedly a fine addition to the vast amount of useless knowledge already available, this study does raise some questions.

First, what is wrong with Turkish men?

Second, how do they measure the time to orgasm? Is there some lab assistent sitting next to the bed with a stopwatch?

Third, did they use the same woman? If not, times would have to be adjusted for attractiveness, or else this study could simply show that fat men date ugly women.

Last, all that 'tongue is mightier than the sword' stuff is fine, but wouldn't any woman say that if their partner lasted less than 2 minutes?
 

Ronstang

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Seven fucking...yes FUCKING minutes?? Who were these losers? Is it really this bad out there girls? Oh crap, this is the wrong place to ask.
 

Kushina

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I find most studies about sex to be very stupid. But most studies are generally stupid.
 

DrDoug

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It only takes them longer because they spend the first seven minutes trying to position themselves for insertion. :biggrin:

The good news though is that according to this study, as a skinny person I'm well above average! Thanks!
 
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