New ugliest vehicle champion?

[Arkaign]

Gents and gents (unless we have a lady or two wandering into the garage from time to time?) .. I present the 2011 Lincoln MKT :

http://www.lincoln.com/crossovers/mkt/

I suppose it would probably drive pretty nicely, the specs are good, but I saw one of these things on the road yesterday and HOLY that thing is even uglier than a PT Cruiser 'Vert, which looked like an aborted bathtub.

 

[CRXican]

I like it

 

[JulesMaximus]

Nice cheese grater. Probably not the ugliest vehicle but it is pretty hideous.

 

[exar333]

Still look's better than almost any Acura out there....

 

[Arkaign]

Nice cheese grater. Probably not the ugliest vehicle but it is pretty hideous.

Hah, I love how they don't have pics of the back on the site unless you rotate around with the tool, it's by far the worst part. Looks like an aborted sea creature tilting forward on some kind of wheeled rigging.

 

[ElFenix]

looks like a filter-feeding whale


and yes, still better than acura

 

[Arkaign]

Still look's better than almost any Acura out there....

I was gonna say something about that, it's like they hired the Acura designers of recent history to F up the Lincoln styling

 

[PottedMeat]

looks like a filter-feeding whale


and yes, still better than acura

i wanna dunk it in the ocean and see how many tons of krill i can get

 

[Arkaign]

i wanna dunk it in the ocean and see how many tons of krill i can get

lol Feeeeeeed meeeeeeeeeeee is what drivers hear when it rumbles past.

 

[CraigRT]

Not terribad but grille is too big.

 

[Tristicus]

Way uglier vehicles than that. For instance, the Prius.

 

[Arkaign]

lol

http://www.wekop.com/lincoln-mkt-hearse-review-specs-price-and-wallpaper/lincoln-mkt-hearse-review

 

[caspur]

These are some of the new additions to the rental market. I don't think they sell all that well to the general public, so they end up at a discount to rental/fleet sales.

It drives like a Ford Flex, which I always thought was a minivan despite the AWD and no sliding doors. Near 40k price, I'd get a Toyota Sienna over the MKT.

 

[Arkaign]

Way uglier vehicles than that. For instance, the Prius.

You haven't had the sensation of seeing the porky deformed rear butt of that thing go by. The Prius is at least not a gargantuan monstrosity of unsightly doom

 

[skyking]

Hah, I love how they don't have pics of the back on the site unless you rotate around with the tool, it's by far the worst part. Looks like an aborted sea creature tilting forward on some kind of wheeled rigging.

Notice how it zooms WAY IN when you rotate to the back. They figured if you could get a good look at it from a proper distance they'd be liable for replacing some keyboards.

 

[ayabe]

What about that Nissan Juke thing? Looks like a koala bear being violated by sperm whale while traveling in zero gravity.

 

[DivideBYZero]

I suppose it's at least original, unlike the C Concept, which appears to be a straight copy of the 2003 Renault Megane:

 

[Arkaign]

Notice how it zooms WAY IN when you rotate to the back. They figured if you could get a good look at it from a proper distance they'd be liable for replacing some keyboards.

No kidding. I thought that was odd as well. Hopefully if any of you see one of these things on the road, you're not drinking coffee or anything at the time, you may spew on yourself in apoplectic shock.

 

[Arkaign]

What about that Nissan Juke thing? Looks like a koala bear being violated by sperm whale while traveling in zero gravity.

That's awesome, yeah those things are nasty. It's sad because I bet the Juke is alright to drive as a city runabout, and this Lincoln would probably make a badass road-trip mobile, but wow it's hard on the eyes from the outside.

 

[chorb]

come on guys, the Pontiac Aztek still easily wins the award for ugliest vehicle ever
http://www.theautochannel.com/vehicles/new/reviews/2001/anafrankl_PontiacAztecGT.1-lg.jpg

 

[Arkaign]

come on guys, the Pontiac Aztek still easily wins the award for ugliest vehicle ever
http://www.theautochannel.com/vehicles/new/reviews/2001/anafrankl_PontiacAztecGT.1-lg.jpg

Well, the Aztec was pretty damned horrible, but it's been out of production for quite some time now. I'd say this thing is top 3 ugliest thing in production easily, along with the current TL, and some other usual ugly ducklings.

 

[krunchykrome]

I actually saw one in person the other day in the parking lot. It was black and very shiny. It caught my attention because it just looked odd at first. I actually thought it looked cool.

 

[joesmoke]

i like it. could be a bit longer though.

 

[jlee]

The Pontiac Aztek is still uglier.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

ugly, but it ain't no aztec