NFL 2022 Season

[13Gigatons]

He lost his asshole center to a knee injury. Means he has to train the next guy regarding towels and baby powder.

Bucs' Jensen had butt-sweat talk with Brady: 'I knew it was coming'

Tampa Bay Buccaneers center Ryan Jensen had to make some adjustments following the arrival of Tom Brady - namely, playing with a towel stuffed down his pants. Brady goes to great lengths to keep his centers' behinds free of sweat, as detailed last year in a piece by The Athletic's Nick...

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Blah....I think I would be shot gun only quarterback.

 

[Torn Mind]

I believe I have discovered a new chemical called "Antonium Brownide".

It appears Brady sippeth a bit of it and he felt good at first...but it's poison is causing pain in his wounds and he cannot rest....until it is expelled from his body with another Lombardi.

 

[Perknose]

Remember when they made it to the Super Bowl and it was discovered that the Saints defense was operating an illegal bounty program aimed at intentionally injuring opposing players?

I remember when Buddy Ryan, then coach of the Eagles, had a semi-formal bounty system in place. That was just SO Buddy!

 

[Torn Mind]

Lol, LA home stadium might as well be neutral.

 

[Captante]

All-turnovers and sloppy play so far.... pretty obvious these guys didn't see much pre-season action at all!

 

[Torn Mind]

Suckalow could have been crushing the Rams if they weren't butterfingers...oh wait it Fluffyblow of course they can't just crush teams.

 

[Torn Mind]

Troy Hill be doing the Deion Sanders bait jutsu.

 

[BoomerD]

Dammit...I got excited...Rams kicker kicked a 68 yard field goal to end the half..then I saw it was a clip from a couple of years ago.

 

[Torn Mind]

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/gisele-b-ndchens-reported-plans-165549996.html

Tom just loves football so much...he'd destroy a marriage for it....

 

[JujuFish]

First Sunday of the season and it's dead in here

 

[Torn Mind]

Belichick be tanking this year. Jets watch out...tanachick is coming.

Judge and Patricia SHUTOUT.

 

[Captante]

First Sunday of the season and it's dead in here

Still in "baseball mode" personally but I will be watching the Giants/Titans @ 425p. I don't usually get completely into the NFL until the World Series is over.

I'm watching the scoreboard though .... looks like the only really good game right now is Steelers/Bengals.

 

[Torn Mind]

Still in "baseball mode" personally but I will be watching the Giants/Titans @ 425p. I don't usually get completely into the NFL until the World Series is over.

I'm watching the scoreboard though .... looks like the only really good game right now is Steelers/Bengals.

I'm optimistic you will see an improved product.

 

[Captante]

Tell you what if Pitt/Tomlin somehow starts winning with Trubisky @ QB that will be flat-out amazing... and quite the indictment of Chicago!


EDIT: How about those Niners ROTFL?

If they can't even beat da Bears that's just sad.

 

[Torn Mind]

Tell you what if Pitt/Tomlin somehow starts winning with Trubisky @ QB that will be flat-out amazing... and quite the indictment of Chicago!


EDIT: How about those Niners ROTFL?

If they can't beat the Bears that's just sad.

Fields has the most perfect, beautiful arc to his throws.

 

[Torn Mind]

Baker is going to walk home humiliated today. Watson isn't even playing and the Kittens can only muster up 14 points.

 

[Torn Mind]

LORD BURROW ties it up against Pittsburgh.

 

[Torn Mind]

D. Jones with a run already.

 

[Torn Mind]

Harrison Butker injured with a swollen ankle.

 

[Captante]

"Lord" Burrow plays his part it handing the game to the Steelers rotfl. (after they tried their level best to hand it to the Bungels!)

 

[Torn Mind]

"Lord" Burrow plays his part it handing the game to the Steelers rotfl. (after they tried their level best to hand it to the Bungels!)

I STILL BELIEVE.

 

[akenbennu]

"Lord" Burrow plays his part it handing the game to the Steelers rotfl. (after they tried their level best to hand it to the Bungels!)

No one deserved to win that game.

 

[Captante]

No one deserved to win that game.

Are you implying that perhaps a couple more pre-season match-ups might not be ALL bad??

That was one of the sloppiest NFL games I've ever seen!


(however only ONE of those teams had high expectations this year!)

 

[akenbennu]

Are you implying that perhaps a couple more pre-season games might not be ALL bad??

That was one of the sloppiest NFL games I've ever seen!


(however only ONE on those teams had high expectations this year!)

Nope, Burrow was coming off an appendix surgery and looked rusty in the first half. The backup tight end doing the long snap seemed to be the issue for the Bengals at the end.

 

[Captante]

Nope, Burrow was coming off an appendix surgery and looked rusty in the first half. The backup tight end doing the long snap seemed to be the issue for the Bengals at the end.

Burrow actually did okay.... I was feeling really bad for him because it seemed like nobody else could execute. (The "butter-fingers" fumble at the end of OT however was worthy of Mark Sanchez)

Every single unit of both teams looked completely unprepared and caught flat-footed at times.... especially Cinn's special teams!