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RPD

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The best part was that the Chiefs beat the Ravens by exploiting their dirty punkass nature against them. Kelce laughing after he trolled Vannoy into headbutting him was hilarious.

I did enjoy how both the Bills and Ravens fans tried to troll the Chiefs by doing 7 Nation Army to sound like the Arrowhead chant (which is racist and people should stop doing; also wondering if they started calling it "Chiefs Kingdom" in advance of expecting to have to change their name too, with opportunity to maybe go with Monarchs for the KC history; I think they also briefly had the Kings pro basketball team; oooh plus Mahomes can start "OMAHA"), and now their fans are left to cry after the Chiefs crushed their dreams. Well Lamar hadn't faced Mahomes playoff Chiefs so that was his first taste of "playoffs? we're talking playoffs?" (that commercial would be so much better without Kevin Hart who adds nothing to it).

This ain't the Alex Smith led Chiefs where you can grab a rebound fumble and dive in like Luck or throw a TD pass to yourself like Mariotta, and win the game, Lamar.

I also loved Harbaugh acting "WTF" after Clowney smacked Mahomes in the head after they'd already tried to uppercut his head off earlier. You raised a dirty team, you shouldn't be surprised when their dirty antics fuck you in the ass unless you're just a piece of shit who's like "how was that a penalty?!?" like the people who apparently don't know what defensive holding is (one of the Ravens players sure does though, blatant no call, but then when Chris Jones can get tripped and shoved from behind in the end zone going after Lamar and they don't call holding, think it evens out). Wonder if his brother had second thoughts, then again I have a hunch the NCAA probably told him he'd better jump or else they'll reveal all the shit he was up to at Michigan and vacating his title. But him going to Seattle would've been nice just for the drama.

Flowers fumbling into the end zone after the taunting penalty and then injuring himself throwing a tantrum on the sidelines, like, WTF these are grown ass men, right? Surprised Lamar didn't spike his helmet right back to himself.

Oh I forgot that one shit talking dipshit (0 or 6) helmet first when he jumped offsides. What a fucking dumbass. Then again knowing those assholes that was intentional (I know the announcers speculated that causing an offside penalty was probably intentional to try and stop the clock, doubt they'd be dumb enough to give free 1st down).

Its time people start calling Baltimore's "passion" what it is, dirty fuckin bullshit.

I guess what I'm trying to say is:

D deserves the game ball, and sadly Chiefs probably gonna lose Chris Jones as they're not gonna pay him this offseason, dude is a stud and deserves to get paid. Unless Mahomes pays him under the table or something. Maybe hook him up with a few of the ALL OF THE COMMERCIALS that apparently him and Kelce got. Well, except for EVERY MOVIE that apparently requires John Cena to be in it now. But you know its bad when even Ah-nuld gets overshadowed.

I also loved how Kelce flipped off the Bills fans right after throwing the ball into the stands after one of the TDs and then did the heart. I think he was actually trolling the fans with the heart gesture too, but hey as long as they keep annoying the piss out of opposing fans I'm cool with them saying it was for Taylor.

One last thing, so there's all the speculation about Bill Bellyache and him not getting a coaching job (he wants a team set to compete now, only team close was the Cowboys and we see Jerruh still can't get over the ego bruising the Sausage King of Dallas Jimmie Johnson getting credit for the 90s Cowboys). Don't be surprised if more open up. Reid was considering retiring after last season if I remember correctly. Even though I can't stand the sourpuss, the collective head explosion across the league if Bill got Mahomes would be worth it. I say Spags deserves to take over. Maybe Bienemy can come back and co-head coach in KC, each focusing on one side of the ball.
Show me where the Raven touched you on the doll.
Honestly, I'd call Montana a system QB, and even Manning (both, granted Peyton basically ran his system) and Brady (when given talent he put up huge numbers, but he still won when the talent wasn't as good, he did what was asked of him 95% of the time, which included asking him to win games or put them in position to win; he just happened to be in a system run by one of the best coaches ever so it evolved and adapted with Brady always ready to do what was needed; can make the argument with his Tampa Bay ring he was more but that was a pretty tailor made situation for him; but then so was Denver for Manning) so I'm not sure I'd consider system QB an insult exactly. Montana was clutch as fuck, but he was also on talent laden teams with a coach who literally basically created the modern NFL offense that pretty much everyone still runs in some regard. On the other hand you have "game managers" like Alex Smith that can't win when their team needs them.

I haven't seen Purdy play much, but he's done enough to get plenty of credit for the 49ers success. The 49ers looked lost with Garappalo and Trey Lance. There's a reason why they went for Lance, and there's a reason they haven't looked back since. Would Purdy have the success he's had without the talented and usually well coached 49ers team? Probably not, but plenty of guys have had talented teams and little to show for it. Its still early in his career, we'll see. Hell, we'll see how Mahomes goes once he doesn't have Reid.
Buddy, system QB is a term to used that if you took any other slighty above average starting caliber QB and put them in said SYSTEM, they'd get the same or close to same results.
 

dlerious

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Wow, the average price of a Super Bowl ticket is around $10,000. I hate to see what it's gonna cost when you get closer to Feb.11. Think I'll stay with TV and food/drink locally.

 

manly

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Wow, the average price of a Super Bowl ticket is around $10,000. I hate to see what it's gonna cost when you get closer to Feb.11. Think I'll stay with TV and food/drink locally.

That seems somewhat standard for Super Bowls, but NFL tickets at Allegiant are just insanely pricey. When people go to Vegas, they plan to blow their wad.
 

Torn Mind

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Nov 25, 2012
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Maybe Dakota Prescott should also try dating a star on a Superbowl caliber team. Who else is single and ready to mingle these days?
It didn't work for Tony Romo. Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood also didn't make it to the Super Bowl.
 

Torn Mind

Lifer
Nov 25, 2012
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Oh man if torn mind sees this he won't be able to sleep for a week.
What, passengers happen all the time.

I rather have a Lord Burrow or Blasting Patrick.

Ever since I humiliated myself forgiving and hoping Jason Campbell could "develop", I have a more discerning eye and lower tolerance for non-elite QBs.

I'm love the Daniel Jones just cracked himself this year though and even displayed character flaws; his two cent head in the NYG driver's seat is a partial relief to their Eli successes.
 

Torn Mind

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Joe(whom she actually dated) and Nick
Joey and Nick.

At least it would a funny parallel of brothers.

(the Jonas and Bosa brothers)
 
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Nah, Little Nicky Bosa's pre-emptively crying about holding. I have to imagine Taylor's already had her fill of dudes like that.

But let's compare. If you were either a team executive or a normal fan or a female popstar, which would you choose. The Kelce's, 2 guaranteed Hall of Famers, with 3 rings and 5 (soon to be 6) combined Super Bowl appearances, one brother being the driving force behind one of the only teams to have beaten Brady in the Super Bowl and the other breaking Jerry Rice's all time playoff receiving records (in fewer games than Rice played even), and the only reason they don't already have 4 rings is that they played each other, or the 2 Bosa brothers that were drafted much much higher and have 1 (soon to be 2) Super Bowl appearances? Seems more like the question should be, if you could draft both Bosa bros, or a single Kelce, which you taking? Kinda seems like a pretty easy choice though based on the results so far.

The Kelce's look like they're a lot more fun to hang around with than the Bosa's too.

Oh, totally forgot about Nick being a fucking bigoted piece of shit too (all while he whined about Beyonce and Kaepernick "making things political" cause just being a bigot isn't enough for clowns like him, he's also got to be a massive hypocrite):
A week before the draft, Bosa was criticized by some due to his political beliefs and controversial tweets, such as calling Colin Kaepernick a "clown", expressing support for U.S. president Donald Trump, and "liking" a post on Instagram that included racial and homophobic slurs as hashtags.

Shit, apparently not only did the internet not forget, they've been meming it the whole time.


I realize this is fluff news, but recall that Mahomes was running away from speedy linebackers in the last Super Bowl, on a bum ankle. "Dad bod" has crazy elusiveness for a guy with no speed.

I actually think that's why he's such a dream crusher. Teams look at him and don't feel intimidated and then he just breaks them. That's why teams always think they are the better team, they go in confident, and then their flaws get exposed and the frustration of seeing they're not good enough just spirals. I think Brady had a similar affect in that teams didn't find him intimidating until like 2007, and then again until after he came back

Mahomes is like "not only will I beat you, I'll do it looking like Jamarcus Russell".
 

purbeast0

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Happened yesterday, but Dan Quinn to coach the Commanders.

I am fine with that hire. The fact they have adults running the show now with a real GM, I am okay with whatever decision they make at this point.
 
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