Nice little Christian old man...lolwut

[alkemyst]

So I am pulling into a hardware store's overflow lot that borders a church and this old dude jumps in front of my car about 20 feet up. As I try to go around him he keeps on moving with me, as I slow to about 3mph he starts waving his arms each way and totally blocking me. I finally roll down my window and ask him WTF is going on.

He yells, "so you were going to run me over?"

I told him I am trying to park. He tells me the parking lot is off limits to non-church folk until 1pm...it was about 12:50 at the time. I told him I didn't see any signs, he tells me "because I already took them down.".

I told him to go fuck himself and parked.

My good deed was giving $10 to the boy scouts in front of the store and told them to sell the kettle corn pack to someone else.

Funny thing was many of the church people had parked in the hardware stores lot to begin with because it's easier for them to get out when church is over.

I really don't get people, personally if it were my hardware store I'd have them all towed...the guy at the counter said the owner is a church member so doesn't want to cause conflict.

 

[honkydory]

Reminds me of a couple years back when i had a car with louder exhaust, people would always think your going faster than you are. So im driving down the street i live on (mind you it's a horseshoe shaped street so there is no through traffic) probably going 15-18mphs definitely below the 25mph speed limit, and this lady RUNS out into the street SCREAMING at me to "SLOW DOWN, THIS IS A FAMILY NEIGHBORHOOD" because her dumb children are playing on the side of the street (and i didn't get close to them or do anything to cause concern). So I turned around and told her that "If your really that concerned then the probably shouldn't be playing in the street because i was going 15 and you can go **** yourself" the look on her and her kids faces was priceless.

 

[dud]

So I am pulling into a hardware store's overflow lot that borders a church and this old dude jumps in front of my car about 20 feet up. As I try to go around him he keeps on moving with me, as I slow to about 3mph he starts waving his arms each way and totally blocking me. I finally roll down my window and ask him WTF is going on.

He yells, "so you were going to run me over?"

I told him I am trying to park. He tells me the parking lot is off limits to non-church folk until 1pm...it was about 12:50 at the time. I told him I didn't see any signs, he tells me "because I already took them down.".

I told him to go fuck himself and parked.

My good deed was giving $10 to the boy scouts in front of the store and told them to sell the kettle corn pack to someone else.

Funny thing was many of the church people had parked in the hardware stores lot to begin with because it's easier for them to get out when church is over.

I really don't get people, personally if it were my hardware store I'd have them all towed...the guy at the counter said the owner is a church member so doesn't want to cause conflict.

I'm sorry, but no one cares.

 

[alkemyst]

Reminds me of a couple years back when i had a car with louder exhaust, people would always think your going faster than you are. So im driving down the street i live on (mind you it's a horseshoe shaped street so there is no through traffic) probably going 15-18mphs definitely below the 25mph speed limit, and this lady RUNS out into the street SCREAMING at me to "SLOW DOWN, THIS IS A FAMILY NEIGHBORHOOD" because her dumb children are playing on the side of the street (and i didn't get close to them or do anything to cause concern). So I turned around and told her that "If your really that concerned then the probably shouldn't be playing in the street because i was going 15 and you can go **** yourself" the look on her and her kids faces was priceless.

I would have sort of understood it in my car, but I was driving my wife's saturn.

I have had that reaction though in my own cars that have aftermarket exhausts. The best are those that own 4x4's or SUVs that ended up yelling at me that not only drove 2-3x the speed limits in the residental areas, but had pretty much open pipes at times.

 

[alkemyst]

I'm sorry, but no one cares.

:awe: yet you did enough to post.

I am so happy I ruined your Sunday, loser.

 

[Xcobra]

:awe: yet you did enough to post.

I am so happy I ruined your Sunday, loser.

lol

 

[Schfifty Five]

:awe: yet you did enough to post.

I am so happy I ruined your Sunday, loser.

Posting to inform that no one cares does not constitute caring.

 

[KLin]

You sure showed that guy!

 

[brianmanahan]

 

[alkemyst]

Posting to inform that no one cares does not constitute caring.

lol...things I don't care about (and most) wouldn't warrant any more time spent.

However, today's society wants to punish those in the right and that's sad.

 

[Texashiker]

I told him I am trying to park. He tells me the parking lot is off limits to non-church folk until 1pm...it was about 12:50 at the time.

I told him to go fuck himself and parked.

I would have called a wrecker and had your car towed.

Punk kids think they can do anything they want.

 

[AMCRambler]

Good for you Alky. Stupid church douche could cause problems for the owner but you don't have to put up with his shit.

Alky for president. He's got my vote.

 

[dud]

lol...things I don't care about (and most) wouldn't warrant any more time spent.

However, today's society wants to punish those in the right and that's sad.

What's truly sad is your continuous vomiting of crap that no one cares about. We all have reps and if I am a "loser" ... what (based upon your horrible rep) does that make you?

The bottom line is that here no one really cares when the average user decides to post useless crap like you did in this thread. It's like reporting that "I just had a bowel movement" to the rest of us.

Who cares?

Since most could care less about what the "average" user has to say ... what would the rest of us care about useless stuff that YOU posted?

Posted by the "loser" ...

 

[dud]

Posting to inform that no one cares does not constitute caring.

What this guy just said ...

 

[alkemyst]

I would have called a wrecker and had your car towed.

Punk kids think they can do anything they want.

I don't know many punk kids that give a $10 donation.

I also don't know many tow companies that would have been there in 15mins and towed without signage.

You are just an angry old washed up man. I feel sorry for you.

 

[alkemyst]

What this guy just said ...

dude, seriously don't quote those defending you as if it's a unique event.

 

[johnjohn320]

I mildly enjoyed the story. You thread-crappers are fucking idiots-if you hate alky's posts, don't click on them. Pretty obvious tip. Peace, I'm out.

 

[sandorski]

I mildly enjoyed the story. You thread-crappers are fucking idiots-if you hate alky's posts, don't click on them. Pretty obvious tip. Peace, I'm out.

...and don't emphatically state just how adamantly they don't care?

Wut's this madness?

 

[MtnMan]

So, going by next Sunday?

 

[alkemyst]

What's truly sad is your continuous vomiting of crap that no one cares about. We all have reps and if I am a "loser" ... what (based upon your horrible rep) does that make you?

The bottom line is that here no one really cares when the average user decides to post useless crap like you did in this thread. It's like reporting that "I just had a bowel movement" to the rest of us.

Who cares?

Since most could care less about what the "average" user has to say ... what would the rest of us care about useless stuff that YOU posted?

Posted by the "loser" ...

I have no idea what you are trying to say other than:

U MAD!

 

[alkemyst]

So, going by next Sunday?

Doubtful, I bought enough supplies for 3-4 months.

 

[Red Squirrel]

A bunch of new houses just got built near my church and the ones that are against the church property have started using the parking lot to store stuff like boat trailers and stuff. The church mentioned they'll be putting up a fence on the church side property though, but they're giving the home owners a heads up first. I don't know why a church would want to start crap about something like that. There are kinder ways of telling people.

 

[alkemyst]

A bunch of new houses just got built near my church and the ones that are against the church property have started using the parking lot to store stuff like boat trailers and stuff. The church mentioned they'll be putting up a fence on the church side property though, but they're giving the home owners a heads up first. I don't know why a church would want to start crap about something like that. There are kinder ways of telling people.

Not sure what you are saying here. Did they mention it in service? If so that was a pretty polite heads up to those that attend...the rest will not know.

 

[GotIssues]

So I am pulling into a hardware store's overflow lot that borders a church and this old dude jumps in front of my car about 20 feet up. As I try to go around him he keeps on moving with me, as I slow to about 3mph he starts waving his arms each way and totally blocking me. I finally roll down my window and ask him WTF is going on.

He yells, "so you were going to run me over?"

I told him I am trying to park. He tells me the parking lot is off limits to non-church folk until 1pm...it was about 12:50 at the time. I told him I didn't see any signs, he tells me "because I already took them down.".

I told him to go fuck himself and parked.

My good deed was giving $10 to the boy scouts in front of the store and told them to sell the kettle corn pack to someone else.

Funny thing was many of the church people had parked in the hardware stores lot to begin with because it's easier for them to get out when church is over.

I really don't get people, personally if it were my hardware store I'd have them all towed...the guy at the counter said the owner is a church member so doesn't want to cause conflict.

Good job, you are a dick. ATOT is so proud of you!

Listen up, kid. The church either owns the overflow parking lot and rents it to the hardware store when it is not in use by the church (and likely says in the agreement) or the hardware store owns the overflow lot and rents it out to the church until a given time (and likely says in the agreement).

Either way, you are an asshole who should have gotten towed, but the church-goer decided to have leniency on you. I'd have called the tow company right away to teach your self-important douche-ass a $300 lesson.

"Hey, ATOT, look at the dick move I did today. DERPA DERP!"

 

[skyking]

Here's my take: What if alky was going to attend the service for the first time? He was not known and therefore did not belong? What WOULD Jesus do?