I went to the casino today. Lost a couple hundred brutally fast on the blackjack tables and so I limped over to the 5 cent slot machines.... I put my 20 dollar bill in and got my 400 credits and was good to go... before I know it I have a $214.35 balance... holy sheepsh!t, time to cash out and go back to playing blackjack!
Not so fast... blackjack dealers still mean to the fool and I am back down to $20 again in like no time flat.
So, the fool says to his self, "it worked before" and heads back to the same machine that gave him $214.35 on a $1.25 bet earlier and says "show me the money" and the very same machine says "hmm, I like you.... here's another $350 for your measly $1.25 bet... don't you know you can bet like $5 worth of nickels all at once?" :laugh:
Man, if it wasn't for that one machine my day woulda sucked but instead I got enough "walking around money" to last me for a month or so. The end.
Not so fast... blackjack dealers still mean to the fool and I am back down to $20 again in like no time flat.
So, the fool says to his self, "it worked before" and heads back to the same machine that gave him $214.35 on a $1.25 bet earlier and says "show me the money" and the very same machine says "hmm, I like you.... here's another $350 for your measly $1.25 bet... don't you know you can bet like $5 worth of nickels all at once?" :laugh:
Man, if it wasn't for that one machine my day woulda sucked but instead I got enough "walking around money" to last me for a month or so. The end.