NK launches a devastating nuke strike on USA. What will you do?

[Mai72]

OK. Imagine Trump in his bathrobe screaming at his generals to strike NK We do, but we underestimated NKs nuclear arsenal. Instead of just having 1-2 nukes they have thousands. All capable of hitting America. So, Kim's like FU America and launches 3000 nukes at the USA.

You're home with your wife, kids and the nuke alarm goes off. Or, maybe you're home alone watching Netflix. TV stations are abuzz with the horrifying images of the Korean war. You have 4 hours left before the first nukes start dropping. What do you do!? What do you do?

 

[madoka]

OK. Imagine Trump in his bathrobe screaming at his generals to strike NK We do, but we underestimated NKs nuclear arsenal. Instead of just having 1-2 nukes they have thousands. All capable of hitting America. So, Kim's like FU America and launches 3000 nukes at the USA.

You're home with your wife, kids and the nuke alarm goes off. Or, maybe you're home alone watching Netflix. TV stations are abuzz with the horrifying images of the Korean war. You have 4 hours left before the first nukes start dropping. What do you do!? What do you do?

So suddenly NK has three times as many nukes as the UK, France, China, India, Pakistan, and Israel combined?

And are they shipping these missiles via DHL? It normally takes 40 minutes for a intercontinental missile to go from NK to NY.

 

[John Connor]

Nothing because it's trumped (no pun intended) bullshit.

They could get one or two in the air, but that's about it. Hopefully we can shoot it down. But I doubt they are targeting my little corner of the world. If I were to launch I'd make it an EMP which would be beyond devastating. Rather than it's surface blast.

But rest assured we, Japan and South Korea and God knows who else will race into the DPRK and fuck them up pretty good. That I can promise you.

Kim FU is one deranged little fat Fer.

 

[Mai72]

It's just an imagined scenerio.

I was going to use Russia. But, NK is much more likely. Though I doubt they have enough 3000 nukes. Maybe 1-2 tops.

 

[ultimatebob]

I'd think that Russia is more likely, since they actually have the ability to launch 3000 nukes. Or, at least they used to. I'm not sure if they could actually afford to maintain their entire arsenal after the Soviet Union broke up.

It's a silly question, though, as the use of nuclear weapons against the US is basically an invitation to having your country turned into a giant smoking crater. No leader, even "the crazy fat little rocket man", is going to do that.

If the nukes were coming in 4 hours, though, I'd try to get somewhere rural quick. I wonder if Block Island is far enough from the mainland to be safe...

 

[Anubis]

check if work is cancled

 

[boomerang]

Duck and cover - duh!

 

[BarkingGhostar]

check if work is cancled

Snow Day!

 

[brainhulk]

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[MagnusTheBrewer]

I'd wake up, laugh at my silly dream and, go back to sleep.

 

[repoman0]

Grab passports, hop in the car, go to Canada and stay there. No more USA for me if it gets itself into a nuclear war.

Realistically though, 3000 nukes would kill the entire planet and you don't have four hours, you have under one hour.

 

[NesuD]

Play Call of duty Black ops 12 Kill Kim Jong Un

 

[brainhulk]

Play Call of duty Black ops 12 Kill Kim Jong Un

The plural of Un is Un?

Interdasting

 

[Majes]

Since I live relatively near to DC, Baltimore, and Camp David I'd consider packing up the cars and heading west... I'd try to get over or into the mountains to give my family a chance. There's no way to tell how effective the missiles will be, but I have a pretty good idea where they will be targeted. I don't really know what I'd take... Water and food stuffs, blankets, cash?

 

[NesuD]

The plural of Un is Un?

Interdasting

You make no sense. Kill Kim Jong Un is singular. Or is this Grammar Nazism rearing it's ugly head again?

 

[BurnItDwn]

I would get a "goodbye world" BJ from the woman and then drink all the hard liquor in the house while smoking cigars.

 

[Humpy]

Swear to god I'd shoot those sum' bitches out of the air before they had a chance to damage my property. God damn right I would.

 

[DrunkenSano]

Call in sick to work for the next day, then go bang the neighbor's college aged daughter.

 

[Kaido]

Old's basement is really a nuke-proof bunker. We're fine down here

 

[Darwin333]

Bang as much as possible and hope that I'm right under where one of the nukes is going to hit. Fuck dying slowly from being in the radiation zone or living in the nuclear wasteland that would be left over.

 

[snoopy7548]

All but one would likely fall into the ocean, because it's NK after all. I'd sell all of my investments and buy again once the market tanks.

 

[ElFenix]

Radioactive Snow Day!

ftfy!

 

[soulcougher73]

Wake up. As that would only happen in a dream.

 

[JulesMaximus]

OK. Imagine Trump in his bathrobe screaming at his generals to strike NK We do, but we underestimated NKs nuclear arsenal. Instead of just having 1-2 nukes they have thousands. All capable of hitting America. So, Kim's like FU America and launches 3000 nukes at the USA.

You're home with your wife, kids and the nuke alarm goes off. Or, maybe you're home alone watching Netflix. TV stations are abuzz with the horrifying images of the Korean war. You have 4 hours left before the first nukes start dropping. What do you do!? What do you do?

Try to keep my wife and our son calm and kiss my ass goodbye I guess.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I'll hide in Darth Vader's time machine.