Masturbate furiously for 4 hours
This is the first time I've actually laughed out loud at a comment here in a while.Good plan, stick to familiar routines.
Then you see Preston coming down the road, and probably wish a nuke had hit yaProbably start working on building my junk city settlement the next day instead of looking for Shaun.
This is the first time I've actually laughed out loud at a comment here in a while.
As for the OP, when I was 19 I was the news director at a small radio farm in the middle of nowhere in Indiana. The owner's wife called a meeting and wanted to know our plans if the radio station got hit with a nuclear bomb.
That ain't koolaid you've been drinking.Old's basement is really a nuke-proof bunker. We're fine down here
Grab passports, hop in the car, go to Canada and stay there. No more USA for me if it gets itself into a nuclear war.
Realistically though, 3000 nukes would kill the entire planet and you don't have four hours, you have under one hour.
She had some mental health issues. She wanted to turn our most popular station, oldies, into a station that just played commercials. Her thought was that you'd listen to the station when you needed something, waiting for the relevant commercial to play. She made our jobs 10x harder, but I felt bad for her, she was a sweet lady.LMAO, umm be dead? WTF kind of answer was she expecting?
Just read The Road (Cormac McCarthy); it's full of many lighthearted ways to deal with such an event.OK. Imagine Trump in his bathrobe screaming at his generals to strike NK We do, but we underestimated NKs nuclear arsenal. Instead of just having 1-2 nukes they have thousands. All capable of hitting America. So, Kim's like FU America and launches 3000 nukes at the USA.
You're home with your wife, kids and the nuke alarm goes off. Or, maybe you're home alone watching Netflix. TV stations are abuzz with the horrifying images of the Korean war. You have 4 hours left before the first nukes start dropping. What do you do!? What do you do?
Call in sick to work for the next day, then go bang the neighbor's college aged daughter.
What, there is no horny step sister in this fantasy of yours? If there was, you could skip the step of going to the neighbors.