no habla ingles @ walmart....

[OutHouse]

So we took a weekend trip to carlsbad new mexico to check out the cave. We stayed the night in carlsbad. My wife forgot something so we walked over to the Walmart next to the hotel. We couldn't find the item she was needing so I saw a female worker straightening a shelf. So I asked her where are the qtips? She just looked at me and I asked again. Her reply

"no habla ingles"


Wtf???

 

[Mayne]

i love it.

 

[mmntech]

Here in Toronto it's ਮੈਨੂੰ inglish ਗੱਲ ਨਾ ਕਰਦੇ,

 

[wabbitslayer]

weird.
At our local Ingles store, they no habla walmartish

 

[nakedfrog]

And then?

 

[Newell Steamer]

And just then, a group of feminists showed up and tried to attack the OP because he did not habla espanol. OutHouse told his wife to drop the vagisil cream and get to safety, because the feminists all had hammer and sickles which they use to harm and kill men and their loved ones.

OutHouse then pulled out his magnum handgun and started blowing away feminazi after feminazi. But, he ran out of bullets.

Just as OutHouse was about to get killed (like, dead killed) by the feminazi, Vladimir Putin came crashing down the ceiling from the roof of the Walmart and supplied OutHouse with an Israeli Desert Eagle. Putin said; "I believe this will help you combat these terrorists,.." And, OutHouse finished off the rest of the feminazis.

Just as Putin was about to leave the Walmart, he said; "OutHouse, I believe THIS belongs to you,..." it was Barak Hussein Obama, hog tied and gagged with the American flag. "Take care of it, my friend" and OutHouse then marched Obama to a prison, where Americans threw rotten fruit and vegetables at this tyrant.

OutHouse was named as the greatest patriot that ever lived in the eternity of all humanity, forever and ever.

Oh, and his wife was allowed to take the vagisil cream without having to pay for it.

 

[K1052]

Spanish really should be mandatory for all students in public schools.

 

[OutHouse]

I feel dirty that you wrote a novella about me. Please tell me you had your clothes on when you wrote that.

 

[Newell Steamer]

I feel dirty that you wrote a novella about me. Please tell me you had your clothes on when you wrote that.

Oh, I had clothes on all right,...

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Spanish really should be mandatory for all students in public schools.

What the mother fucking fuckity fuck?

 

[K1052]

What the mother fucking fuckity fuck?

He couldn't understand her. Obviously it's a problem with our education system.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

He couldn't understand her. Obviously it's a problem with our education system.

Is this one of those times where sarcasm doesn't transfer well over the internet?

 

[TwiceOver]

It's called New Mexico for a reason. My wife's family is from there.

 

[IronWing]

It's called New Mexico for a reason. My wife's family is from there.

Let this be a lesson. Only conquer people who speak your language.

 

[Imp]

It's "hablo."

No hablo ingles.

Hablar is conjugated into habla for he/she.

And problema problem, not problemo.

Edit: P.S. Yo no hablo español pero sé un pequeño.

Regardless, learn to conjugate, bitches...

http://conjugator.reverso.net/conjugation-spanish.html

 

[ViperXX]

It's called New Mexico for a reason. My wife's family is from there.

Bullshit! I live here and never ran into a sales associate that just speaks Spanish. This could happen in Arizona, California or Texas. It has nothing to do with "New Mexico".
It could also have to do with the proximity of Carlsbad to the US Mexico border and the need for an associate to speak Spanish.

 

[TwiceOver]

Bullshit! I live here and never ran into a sales associate that just speaks Spanish. This could happen in Arizona, California or Texas. It has nothing to do with "New Mexico".
It could also have to do with the proximity of Carlsbad to the US Mexico border and the need for an associate to speak Spanish.

Lighten up.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

It would seem Outhouse can't tell a cashier from a stocker.

 

[OutHouse]

It would seem Outhouse can't tell a cashier from a stocker.

?????

 

[OutHouse]

Bullshit! I live here and never ran into a sales associate that just speaks Spanish. This could happen in Arizona, California or Texas. It has nothing to do with "New Mexico".
It could also have to do with the proximity of Carlsbad to the US Mexico border and the need for an associate to speak Spanish.

There is a whole lot of texas between Carlsbad and the Mexican border.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Spanish really should be mandatory for all students in public schools.

That is probably the most asinine thing anyone could ever say.

Let lazy shit immigrants that are too pathetic to learn the language of the country they live in dictate what language we/you should study. Brilliant!

"No no no Billy, don't let your passion for Germany and their culture lead you to learn the German language! Go learn what a bunch of lower income people in the US speak because they are too lazy to learn ours. You need to adapt to them instead of them adapting to us."

 

[IronWing]

That is probably the most asinine thing anyone could ever say.

Let lazy shit immigrants that are too pathetic to learn the language of the country they live in dictate what language we/you should study. Brilliant!

"No no no Billy, don't let your passion for Germany and their culture lead you to learn the German language! Go learn what a bunch of lower income people in the US speak because they are too lazy to learn ours. You need to adapt to them instead of them adapting to us."

What leads you conclude that the Walmart worker was an immigrant?

 

[sdifox]

So what part of NEW MEXICO did you not understand?

 

[squirrel dog]

oh,that's right , she was born in the USA and has been living with English speaking people her whole life . She just said " no habla ingles" because she is working on her stand up routine .

 

[It's Not Lupus]

English needs to be the official language of the US. We should at least be able to communicate with each other.