Nominations for "Ownage of the Year" 2004 NOW CLOSED

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RaynorWolfcastle

Diamond Member
Feb 8, 2001
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Hah! I found the thread:
Jehovah gets owned in the worst of ways

The rant:
Basically, I was hit during a left turn in an intersection by a truck in oncoming traffic, and apparently, it's automatically my fault, even though I checked for two full seconds before I made the turn, and the girl was gunning it down the road. I mean, I was hit on the front right corner of my car, I was barely starting to move, and she hit me so hard that my car was facing backwards by the time the car stopped.

I have no witnesses, and speaking to a friend of mine who handles these types of things for insurance, I practically have no chance of winning, even if I took it to court. I was cited for not giving the right of way, and she was scot free.

This basically means that I'll have to pay for all the damage, even though it's her fvcking fault she hit me.

Fvcking ridiculous.

EDIT: Oh, by the way, after we took all this, the police car came, towed it away, etc., the fvcking bitch starts complaining about neck and back pains too.

The pwnage:
How the hell is this not your fault? I don't understand. You misjudged traffic, and moved out to cross trafic when you shouldn't have.

You said there was a hill 100 yards away right? There is no way there was a blind hill 100 yards from a stop light. IIRC the minimum is well over 500. But lets assume you are a good judge of distance (which obviously you are not, but hey.) Lets do some math. The maximum grade is 6% for intersections. Assuming this was a real small truck, lets say 6' tall. At maximum grade, the oncoming car would have been visible for 400 feet by your own admission.

At 40 MPH , it would have taken the oncoming car just over 8 seconds to go from that hill to the intersection. 8 seconds is forever. You could get out of your truck, and run across the intersection in 8 seconds

At 80 MPH (double a normal speed limit), it would have taken just over 4 seconds for the truck to get to you. 4 seconds would be a break in traffic of nearly 200 feet at 40 mph. 200 feet! Even at 80, you could have made the turn with room to spare.

At 160 MPH, You would have had about 1.6 seconds to get out of the intersection. Normal reaction is about 1/2 a second, so that would have given you 1.1 seconds to accelerate into the intersection. In a normal car, this would be about 10 feet, so you would have gotten nailed in the passenger door, not the front corner.

Conclusions:
The other driver was doing well over 160 MPH, and is employed by the Earnhardt family. (I doubt it, you would be dead and I wouldn't have had to bust out my slide rule.)
Or
You can not judge distance, and after your post here, should never be allowed within 100 feet of another car. The only problem is we would have to give you a tape measure so you know what 100 feet is.

edit: heh, I guess M4H found it before me.
 

Farkshiatdamn

Member
Dec 15, 2003
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Can't believe no one has mentioned Fox3a getting absolutely owned as a troll for the video card shenanigans he tried to pull.

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...AR_FORUMVIEWTMP=Linear
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...y=y&keyword1=troll
http://www.hardforum.com/showthread.php?t=822754

Cliff Notes:
1) Fox3a buys video card from seller on AT
2) He receives card, damages it himself trying to overclock
3) Tries to get refund from seller, while at the same time trying to sell the card himself for in another forum at a $30 profit WITHOUT mentioning the fact that the card is damaged.
4) Gets pwned
 

TuxDave

Lifer
Oct 8, 2002
10,572
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Originally posted by: MrChad
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: MrChad
Originally posted by: bobbybe01
Who was the guy that got pwn3d for pretending to be two people in a thread and he misquoted his other self??

SoylentGreen's marriage thread

I think we both caught him with the second account, although you called him out on it. Well done. :beer:

I'm a little lost.. how did you figure it out? I can't find 'give away post'
 

MrChad

Lifer
Aug 22, 2001
13,507
3
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Originally posted by: TuxDave
Originally posted by: MrChad
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: MrChad
Originally posted by: bobbybe01
Who was the guy that got pwn3d for pretending to be two people in a thread and he misquoted his other self??

SoylentGreen's marriage thread

I think we both caught him with the second account, although you called him out on it. Well done. :beer:

I'm a little lost.. how did you figure it out? I can't find 'give away post'

At the bottom of page 2, MailBoxHead posts quickly followed by SoylentGreen. The MailBoxHead post was double posted (IIRC), once as MBH and once as SG. SG then edited the MBH post, but Fausto and I (and probably a few others) saw it before the edit.
 

TuxDave

Lifer
Oct 8, 2002
10,572
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Originally posted by: MrChad
At the bottom of page 2, MailBoxHead posts quickly followed by SoylentGreen. The MailBoxHead post was double posted (IIRC), once as MBH and once as SG. SG then edited the MBH post, but Fausto and I (and probably a few others) saw it before the edit.

hahaha... I see the edit... lol
 

Farkshiatdamn

Member
Dec 15, 2003
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Originally posted by: TuxDave
Originally posted by: MrChad
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: MrChad
Originally posted by: bobbybe01
Who was the guy that got pwn3d for pretending to be two people in a thread and he misquoted his other self??

SoylentGreen's marriage thread

I think we both caught him with the second account, although you called him out on it. Well done. :beer:

I'm a little lost.. how did you figure it out? I can't find 'give away post'

Fausto's post at 11/17/2004 12:05 PM - approximately post #102
 

Fausto

Elite Member
Nov 29, 2000
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Originally posted by: MrChad
Originally posted by: TuxDave
Originally posted by: MrChad
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: MrChad
Originally posted by: bobbybe01
Who was the guy that got pwn3d for pretending to be two people in a thread and he misquoted his other self??

SoylentGreen's marriage thread

I think we both caught him with the second account, although you called him out on it. Well done. :beer:

I'm a little lost.. how did you figure it out? I can't find 'give away post'

At the bottom of page 2, MailBoxHead posts quickly followed by SoylentGreen. The MailBoxHead post was double posted (IIRC), once as MBH and once as SG. SG then edited the MBH post, but Fausto and I (and probably a few others) saw it before the edit.
Yep. I just wish I'd thought to hit PrintScrn for max ownage.

 

abaez

Diamond Member
Jan 28, 2000
7,158
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Originally posted by: purbeast0
hahahahahha wow.

after reading that one about Nik, i would DEFINITELY have to vote for that guy. that is owned at its finest. that basically should be the definition of being owned. infact, we should create a new term called "Nikked" in place of owned it is such a great example of it.

and i dont think waynetek got owned by any means, he is just an uber geek who has abvolutely no game.

Agreed.

I immediately thought of the left turn thread, but after reading through the desktop one.

NIKKED!
 

waggy

No Lifer
Dec 14, 2000
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Originally posted by: DaFinn
NIK should be nominated "Master Ownage"

yeah that was very funny. BUT what impressed me was that NIK even joked along. heh usually when someone has been pwned so bad they do not comeing back.
 
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