*Makes a meme of You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) by Dead or Alive*
If I, I get to know real facts.
Well if I, could trace next weeks market quotes, baby!
All I know is that to all,
Corona look like lots of trouble,
Open up your lovin' portfolio,
You will sell, will sell.
I set my sights on MSNBC,
And no other channel will do,
And I, Iv'e got to sell my investments now, baby!
All I know is that to all,
Corona look like lots of trouble,
Open up your lovin' portfolio,
Watch out here Coronavirus comes!
Corona makes stocks roll red
roll red like a waterfall!
Roll red red red!
Corona makes stocks roll red
roll red like a waterfall!
Roll red red red!
Sell! *echoes*
We got to find Corona's cure now, baby! *echoes*
And sell! *echoes*
And I would like to move it way way far away! *echoes*
All I know is that to all,
Corona look like lots of trouble,
Open up your lovin' portfolio,
Watch out here Coronavirus comes!
Corona makes stocks roll red
roll red like a waterfall!
Roll red red red!
Corona makes stocks roll red
roll red like a waterfall!
Roll red red red!
When will cure co-oo-ome!?!
When will cure co-oo-ome!?!
All I know is that to all,
Corona look like lots of trouble,
Open up your lovin' portfolio,
Watch out here Coronavirus comes!
Corona makes stocks roll red
roll red like a waterfall!
Roll red red red!
Corona makes stocks roll red
roll red like a waterfall!
Roll red red red!
Corona makes stocks roll red
roll red like a waterfall!
Roll red red red!
Corona makes stocks roll red
roll red like a waterfall!
Roll red red red!
Corona makes stocks roll red
roll red like a waterfall!
When will cure co-ooo-ome!?!
Roll red red red!
Corona makes stocks roll red
When will cure co-ooo-ome!?!
roll red like a waterfall!
Roll red red red!
We need a cu-uuu-ure!!!
We need a cu-uuu-ure!!!
*fades away*