- Jul 2, 2005
- 11,345
- 2,705
- 136
tl;dr
The Santa Tracker tradition started with a Sears ad, which instructed children to call Santa on what turned out to be a secret military hotline.
Summed up in one sentence. Even the seasoned ATOTer can stomach that.....maybe.
Imagined if that happened today. All air traffic would immediately be grounded and it would would turn into some huge anti terrorism investigation involving the FBI, CIA, DOD and other alphabet agencies. Once the source of the number is found, the printing press equipment along with every copy of the paper found via house raids would be confiscated and whoever made the mistake would eventually be picked up by the government and never heard of again.
He's probably way more correct than not. That's the sad thing.
tl;dr
Lemme break it down for you.tl;dr
:awe:Lemme break it down for you.
Sears to add printer: sup bitch, misprint?
Kids to NORAD : sup bitch, Santa?
NORAD to kids: sup bitch, yep.
NORAD to world: sup bitches, Santa tracker.
Wrong number dialing and typos are less common / expected today? I don't think so.
Wrong number dialing and typos are less common / expected today? I don't think so.
Who actually dials phones anymore? It's either in my contacts or you dial from a search.
I suspect so. Far fewer calls are made by physically dialing the numbers, I'd think.
I suspect so. Far fewer calls are made by physically dialing the numbers, I'd think.
People who aren't you.
Doesn't that just totally piss you off?
LITERALLY, IT'S SO IRONIC!