Scott Wagner, the Republican candidate for governor of Pennsylvania, placed the blame squarely where it belongs, on human activity. Unlike most scientists, though, the activity he had in mind wasn’t burning fossil fuels, but, uh… procreation: “We have more people,” he mused at a panel discussion last year. “You know, humans have warm bodies. So is heat coming off?”
Wagner had another possible explanation. “I haven’t been in a science class in a long time, but the Earth moves closer to the sun every year — you know the rotation of the Earth,” Wagner said, at the same panel discussion at which he unveiled his theory that global warming is caused by an excess of people. “We’re moving closer to the sun.”
“Scott is running for governor, not to be a scientist, so he will leave it up to scientists to figure out what the cause of global warming is.”
Holy shit, can't seriously be this stupid? That's almost flat earth stupid. Moving closer to the sun LOL! Have to love this line from the campaign manager since he will deny the claims of the scientists....
He'll fit right in with the idiot congressman who blamed rising ocean levels on rocks falling in. Though that guy is even on a house committee on science and technology or some shit.
Holy shit, can't seriously be this stupid? That's almost flat earth stupid. Moving closer to the sun LOL! Have to love this line from the campaign manager since he will deny the claims of the scientists....
Wagner had another possible explanation. “I haven’t been in a science class in a long time, but..
Wait, didn't a pebble falling in to the ocean cause all this shit some how?
He may have gotten a few details wrong and while I have my suspicions he was ever actually in a science class, I think he probably knows, as do smart people like me, that gravity and mass go together. So I'm thinking what he really wanted to say is that the mass of all those new people on Earth is pulling the sun closer. He just lacks my clear reasoning ability. In conservative circles we call this deductive reasoning and it goes like this. If you have two ducks trying to cross the road, and one flies away, you still have one left you can try to nail.Please note that he followed that up with "you know the rotation of the Earth"..... ummm sir, the rotation of the Earth and the orbit around the Sun are 2 different things.
This guy is a whole new level of smrt.
Fat Fish are the problem? Haven't we eaten them all or poisoned them all yet? If not than what you're telling me is we still have a chance if we'd just step up our killing the oceans agenda!?!It's all the forced aborted fetuses from GOP mistresses that were tossed in the ocean.
Isn't there a saying about Give a man a fish full of aborted republican mistress fetuses the ocean is still too healthy today but teach a man to fish he'll kill it for a lifetime? Or something like that.Fat Fish are the problem? Haven't we eaten them all or poisoned them all yet? If not than what you're telling me is we still have a chance if we'd just step up our killing the oceans agenda!?!