Rant Not a happy bunny (colonoscopy prep)

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WelshBloke

Lifer
Jan 12, 2005
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Whats wrong with Weetabix?
I've never heard of it....
Its a breakfast cereal in a kinda bar form. Its really dry and explodes into a billion bit when you bite it if you don't have it with milk (as intended). Combined with jam it makes a hideous mess, sort of a culinary form of tar and feathering something!

As a breakfast cereal I guess its ok, its fairly healthy as it doesn't have a ton of added sugar in. Shredded wheat with hot milk is far superior though!
 
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Lanyap

Elite Member
Dec 23, 2000
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I need to schedule a follow up colonoscopy soon. This time I’ll have a bidet on the toilet to make things more comfortable during the prep activity. No more wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe… I had to install bidets on all the toilets due to an issue my wife is dealing with.
 
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nakedfrog

No Lifer
Apr 3, 2001
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Not eating was my deal. Fat boi's gotta be fed.
I'm skinny and fasting was the worst part for me too
Real men do it without anesthesia.

It was fun watching the monitor.

I like first thing in the morning appointments. Could not find anyone to drive me at 6am so I drove my self. They still put a port in my arm just in case they needed it. The only time it got uncomfortable was when the camera had to make a hard turn at the top of the colon. The nurse had to push on my stomach to help it turn.

Afterwards I went to 5 Guys for lunch.
You heard it here first, folks, real men take it up the ass in the morning (while watching it on TV) and then have Five Guys for lunch!
 

mikeymikec

Lifer
May 19, 2011
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Tomorrow is C day. I took the first dose of Picolax at 8 this morning, had a splat about 90 minutes later, then things settled down, making me think, "is that it? This has got to be the calm before the storm, right?" I wonder how fast the digestive express is when it's looking to break the land speed record.
 

dank69

Lifer
Oct 6, 2009
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Tomorrow is C day. I took the first dose of Picolax at 8 this morning, had a splat about 90 minutes later, then things settled down, making me think, "is that it? This has got to be the calm before the storm, right?" I wonder how fast the digestive express is when it's looking to break the land speed record.
Taking my wife for hers at 9am this morning. She got the same tablets as I did when I did mine. Sutab is the name of the pills.
 
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