Some more entertainment from Shawn. I didn't make any of this up. Shawn posted the following messages on usenet.
How about....
* 2 Megabytes of Storage Space!
* Your own FTP Account!
* CGI-BIN Access! (Java Applets, Forms, etc. all included!)
* Unlimitted Kilobyte Transfer per Month!
* Unlimitted Traffic!
* S3 Internet Connection!
* Excellent Customer Service via E-Mail and Phone
for only $10/month? How much better can it get!?
How about....
* 2 Megabytes of Storage Space!
* Your own FTP Account!
* Your own POP E-Mail Account! <----- a definite plus!
* CGI-BIN Access! (Java Applets, Forms, etc. all included!)
* Unlimitted Kilobyte Transfer per Month!
* Unlimitted Traffic!
* S3 Internet Connection!
* Excellent Customer Service via E-Mail and Phone
for only $13/month? *!*!*!* WOW *!*!*!*
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If you'd like more information or would like to know how
to setup your account, please send e-mail to:
swhite@workpages.com
Subject: Investor Information Wanted
Newsgroups: misc.invest.marketplace
Summary:
Keywords:
Hello there. My name is Shawn White and I'm looking to get information
in regards to acquiring investors for a new start-up company. I'm involved in
the start-up of a new company in Maine, called The WebBank (not sure if this
will stay this or not), and we're in need of funding. We have a business plan
and are beginning to submit it to local area banks, but I 'm really doubtful they will aprove u
approve us based on our ages. I'm 19 and my colleague is 16. I've styarted
a business before, we've really thought this out, and we're very excited, yet
we're very pessimistic that we'll be able to find the funding, so that's why I'm
turning to the newsgroups for some assistance. We have scheduling for workers done,
we even have 4 volunteer employees at this point. Does anyone out there have
any ideas?
Shawn White
swhite@workpages.com
(our domain, we're trying to get the site setup now, bear with us!
Hi there! My name is Shawn, I'm a 19yo GWM in Portland, Maine... I'm looking
for some really neat, honest, open people to talk with... no matter the race,
orientation, creed... I enjoy poetry, travelling, walking on the beach, late
nights talking, and am a hopeless romantic at heart. I've been through a lot
in my life, and am a very understanding and comforting person. If there are any
good people left out there, write It's hard to find decent people now-a-days....
Waiting and hoping....
Shawn in Maine
swhite@alrescha.caps.maine.edu
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