Not supposed to laugh, but couldn't help it...

Viper GTS

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I knew a girl in gradeschool who had scars on her face from falling off her parents bed onto a wineglass that was left the night before.

As dumb as it sounds, I can definitely see the danger.

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IcePhoenix

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Ouch. That sounds....unpleasent lol.

Seaford? I live right near there when I am not in school. Not surprised, lots of people in my town are stupider then that
 

BreakApart

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My favorite is still those morons; that die from being crushed by the Soda machine that fell on them while they were shaking it to get a stupid 30cent can of pop.
 

olds

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<< My favorite is still those morons; that die from being crushed by the Soda machine that fell on them while they were shaking it to get a stupid 30cent can of pop. >>


30 cents? Where?
 

cjchaps

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At my work, the pop machine cost 25 cents



<<

<< My favorite is still those morons; that die from being crushed by the Soda machine that fell on them while they were shaking it to get a stupid 30cent can of pop. >>


30 cents? Where?
>>

 

CSoup

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<< At my work, the pop machine cost 25 cents >>



They probably want you to load up on as much caffeine as possible.
 

crystal

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What so funny about it? He fall and got cut by shatter cup, but got knock unsonsious by the fall. Probably bleeds to death.
 

Maetryx

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<< What so funny about it? He fall and got cut by shatter cup, but got knock unsonsious by the fall. Probably bleeds to death. >>



People aren't laughing at the man. They're laughing at the frailty of human life. The laughter is a denial mechanism, the reponse which gives psychological protection from internalizing an event that could happen to anyone at anytime. It's too frightening.
 

CedarTeeth135

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Lost the link, but one time i read about a guy suffocating between boobs. It was soo funny. He was at a bachelor party and some stripper gave him a fatal lap dance.
 

Viper GTS

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<< Lost the link, but one time i read about a guy suffocating between boobs. It was soo funny. He was at a bachelor party and some stripper gave him a fatal lap dance. >>



Here ya go

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Gunbuster

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It could be worse: "The patient reported that he was washing his dog in the shower when he slipped and fell on a glass jar, which entered his rectum." Link
 

TheDingo

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<< It could be worse: "The patient reported that he was washing his dog in the shower when he slipped and fell on a glass jar, which entered his rectum." Link >>



:Q
 

b0mbrman

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<< :QThe soda machines at my school are $1! >>


Yeah, 30-cent soda ceased to exist in the 50's
 

InfectedMushroom

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<<

<< My favorite is still those morons; that die from being crushed by the Soda machine that fell on them while they were shaking it to get a stupid 30cent can of pop. >>


30 cents? Where?
>>



he called it pop. gotta be somewhere in the midwest. haven't heard soda called pop at all in california. then again they are 75 freaking cents here.
 

BreakApart

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Silly people, i only said 30cent soda as that's the average price when purchased in a 12pack at a store.
I don't care if the Soda machine cost $3 for each drink, the actual value of the Soda that killed them when the machine crushed them to death was only 30cents.


Picky picky!
 

tweakmm

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I've seen plenty of 25 cent can drink machines. They were all in office buildings though, so I would assume that the owner of the building is providing the soda at cost. It's probably to keep the workers as cracked up as possible
 

MajesticMoose

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you can usually get coke/pepsi for like 40 cents at the machines in walmarts. The sam's choice brand are 25 though.

 
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