i had nothing better to do:
Alien Vs Predator: Requiem -
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0758730/reference
currently at 4.7 on IMDb
spoilers!
Immediately continuing from the ending of AVP, the body of Scar - the Predator who kicked alien butt in AVP is being taken back to the world of the Predators, but a chestbuster emerges from the body .. a PREDALIEN!
So the spaceship crashes in Colorado, and a bunch of facehuggers escape the wreckage. On Planet Predator, what must be the boss of the Predators says "this is a job for me, PredaBoss" and comes to earth in a zip to kick some predalien butt".
While the facehuggers infect everyone with due diligence and impressive speed (body count doesn't even spare young children), the predaboss come to colorado and starts a massacre. Cue a bunch of random youths that starts falling dead in a manner resembling the best Friday 13 films.
Then BOOM, they nuke it from orbit.
Ok, i enjoyed this crapfest way more than i should have. Yes, the photography is dark (which you need, when you have the model of the monster is FULL VIEW), but the fanboy will get many juicy details about both aliens and predators; and yes the story is nonexistent, but if you see this as a splatter-horror, you get death upon death, all in creative and unapologetic ways.
I suspect that the reason for this film failing so bad, is that it's a Alien=franchise film; if it had been directed at the horror fan, they would have made much more money. Think of the scenes in A2 when the marines are shooting up the place, it's that, but for the whole film. And if it had a protagonist, you could almost call it an action film.
It's a stupid film whose sole purpose is to show aliens kill people in ways that fanboys have imagined before this even existed. I vote:
6.5/10