Stiiiiiiiilll on the top of my Movies To Watch list. But I'm trying to find a subtitle only version. Is the Netflix streaming one still subtitle + dubbing?
Word.
Stolen - 2/10 I've been on this masochistic quest to watch all of Bruce Willis and Nic Cage's straight-to-DVD films, and this was one of the worst. Cast is pretty good, almost every major player is a bona-fide Hollywood star (Nic Cage, Danny Huston, Malin Ackerman, Josh Lucas, M.C. Gainey). Yet somehow they all turn in some of the worst performances of their respective careers. Cage, ok, I can handle him being a ham-fisted Keanu Reeves, Sr. But Josh Lucas is usually decent, and Danny Huston usually the mark of a worthwhile movie. They were gave terrible, phoned-in performances. Have seen better acting at a 4th grade play. The story started with promise and then turned into a a plot-hole ridden circle-jerk of illogic and idiocy. The score would have embarrassed a 1980s action cartoon. The extras were less convincing than the panhandlers that sit outside Union Station everyday looking for "5 bucks to get a train ticket to see my momma in the hospital." I'm usually pretty forgiving of mindless action flicks if they are at least somewhat entertaining, but this dreck was tortuous. Please do not watch it, unless you are so enamored with Mr. Former Coppola that you need to consume his entire oeuvre, regardless of how shitty some of his movies are. The only reason I gave it even a 2 was because at one point my mind wandered off to thinking about the scene in the Watchmen when Malin Ackerman bangs the owl guy in his flying owl-head machine, and I feel bad for all of the actors involved that have done so much better than this.
/Rant