[NSFW] Church members leave over Jesus 'penis'

[rudder]

Amen... Jesus Shaves!

 

[waggy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17lNs9EFOYI#t=0m8s

lol exactly!

the idea seems fucked up to me.

 

[Narmer]

He is blessed.

 

[WHAMPOM]

Such primitive art should not be taken seriously. Besides it is a "copy". Mexican? Spanish? Picaso? Somewhere I can't remember where anymore.

 

[zinfamous]

I have always thougt the idea of worshiping Jesus with a crusifix was wrong.

if Jesus was beheaded with a guillotine would we hang those around oure necks? really weird.

For an interesting look into the history of the cross as a Christian symbol:

http://www.amazon.com/Constantines-S.../dp/0395779278

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0902270/

(hint: adopted as validation to hate on jews! ())

 

[Jeff7]

Come to think of it, maybe it's one of those "divine sign" things - like when someone sees Jesus in a piece of toast, or when a used condom takes the form of the Virgin Mary.

Maybe Jesus is giving a sign - it's been a long time, and he's ready to come.






Back.

 

[Bibble]

Christ is risen!!!!

And it looks as though he will come again.

 

[zinfamous]

Christ is risen!!!!

And it looks as though he will come again.

this thread = win

 

[Jeff7]

And it looks as though he will come again.

So we've already got the body and blood of Christ. I guess we need one more "component" from him to complete his own personal holy trinity. I wonder how they'd handle Communion after this?

 

[Jeeebus]

JESUS CHRIST!

- caps

 

[KaOTiK]

lmao I got a good laugh when I clicked on the picture hahaha

 

[feralkid]

So we've already got the body and blood of Christ. I guess we need one more "component" from him to complete his own personal holy trinity. I wonder how they'd handle Communion after this?

Who is "we"?

 

[hanoverphist]

So that's what the H stands for.

win! haha

this thread has amused me greatly, thanks

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Wow, I got an infraction for inlining that image. Just... Wow.

 

[Locut0s]

Wow, I got an infraction for inlining that image. Just... Wow.

Mods seem to be tightening the mod screws a bit. Remember what it was like before the FT->vB switchover though. Back then you could get vacationed for anything it seemed.

 

[Jeff7]

Wow, I got an infraction for inlining that image. Just... Wow.

Behold the fickle influence of the phallic abs of Jesus!



NSFW = Not Safe For Worshippers

 

[Jeeebus]

Wow, I got an infraction for inlining that image. Just... Wow.

god forbid

 

[Red Squirrel]

That's a really strange looking crucifix. And WTF would they put a penis on it lol? Guess you could use the argument "it's a body part like any other, and God gave it to us" but come on lol.

Really I never understood why catholic churches have crucifixes. It makes more sense to have just a cross, since Jesus is risen.

 

[preslove]

i got a week vacation for embedding a pair of daisy dukes recently

 

[Locut0s]

That's a really strange looking crucifix. And WTF would they put a penis on it lol? Guess you could use the argument "it's a body part like any other, and God gave it to us" but come on lol.

Really I never understood why catholic churches have crucifixes. It makes more sense to have just a cross, since Jesus is risen.

How does it make any more or less sense. What do you think the cross represents? The Crucifix!

 

[Buttzilla]

behold the fickle influence of the phallic abs of jesus!



Nsfw = not safe for worshippers

win!

 

[preCRT]

A few questions:
How much did the church pay the artist?
Did the artist flunk out of art school?
What dirt does the artist have on the local priest?

 

[pyonir]

Looks like JC is ready to play "tummy sticks".

 

[DangerAardvark]

Church members leave over Jesus 'penis'

Hot damn, they must have needed a step ladder.

 

[sandorski]

Wow, why don't they just take it down?