nuke it from orbit!

[chitwood]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...electricity-meter-HUNDREDS-creepy-babies.html

A huge spider and hundreds of its babies have been found nestled on an electricity meter in Queensland. Members of online forum Reddit reacted with horror after a user posted a photo of the massive creepy crawly at an unknown location in the Sunshine State, accompanied with the caption: 'Energy Australia was unable to read your meter…'
The cream and black coloured spider's long legs covered the meter's digital screen, while its babies surround the dials.
Rentokil Pest Control confirm it's a Wolf Spider, which are venomous with a painful bite but not lethal. Australia enjoys the company of more than 400 sub-species of Wolf Spider.

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

 

[Printer Bandit]

paging syringer

 

[dank69]

Imagine if someone was able to capture all that in a bag and dump it down the back of your shirt. I bet it would feel awesome.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

By Australia standards that's a happy friendly spider.

 

[RaistlinZ]

I would just have to leave the entire continent.

 

[core2slow]

Fear Factor would still be kicking, pulling in mad ratings had they film in Australia instead.

 

[HeXen]

Drop the bomb, nothing like that needs to exist...ever.

 

[AdamK47]

This is considered news?

 

[HeXen]

This is considered news?

Did you have something considered as news for us to read instead?

 

[Schmide]

Love spiders. I saved a big spider that was getting eaten by a cicada wasp the other day. Prob a 1/4 that size.

 

[lxskllr]

Love spiders. I saved a big spider that was getting eaten by a cicada wasp the other day. Prob a 1/4 that size.

Poor cicada wasp. He's gonna starve :'^(

 

[mmntech]

Looks at photo. D:

Sees that it was taken in Australia. :awe:

 

[Rakehellion]

It's just a spider. Stop being such a pussy.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Awwww so cute!

 

[skyking]

certainly pretty.

 

[dr150]

Nature has a balance. It's called birds.

Most won't survive.

And if they do get big, they'll have to contend with this guy!:

 

[John Connor]

Ahhhh, that's cute. I'd pet it and hug it and make it my friend.

 

[Ichinisan]

Australia. Yup.

 

[Spacehead]

"Yeah... i think we're just going to estimate your bill this month."

 

[Paratus]

Kill it with fire!

Nope on second thought I agree with the op

 

[Red Squirrel]

If that's real I bet that person will have "estimated" bills for a very long time. lol Though since that's a smart meter it probably auto reports every hour or so.

 

[MongGrel]

Nature has a balance. It's called birds.

Most won't survive.

And if they do get big, they'll have to contend with this guy!:

Goliath birdeater

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goliath_birdeater


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[Schmide]

Nature has a balance. It's called birds.

Most won't survive.

And if they do get big, they'll have to contend with this guy!:

That was actually the exact same matchup.

 

[PowerRanger]

 

[NoTine42]

"Yeah... i think we're just going to estimate your bill this month."

If you would like to dispute your estimated $50,000 in electrical usage this month, please immediately provide proof of a lower meter reading.