Obama: "I Haven't Smoked in Six Years Because I'm Scared of My Wife"

[lxskllr]

Hillary's feelings? Gennifer Flowers recently came out saying that Bill told her that Hillary had eaten far more pussy than he had and that he was cool with it. Those two do whatever they wish. There's no reason for them to be concerned about the other's feelings.

Now, how they're viewed from a political perspective, well that's a different thing entirely.

The Clintons always struck me as having a mutually beneficial business arrangement more than a marriage.

 

[Vdubchaos]

Oh, he was a pretty big smoker in college.

Yea he was

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlxkcewBEe0

:biggrin:

 

[JTsyo]

No rope?

That's racist

 

[Fritzo]

The Clintons always struck me as having a mutually beneficial business arrangement more than a marriage.

LOL- I've always thought that too Bill's got the most awesome arrangement in the world now though, doesn't he? He's in great shape, retired, gets millions from speaking, and his wife works all the time---much of it out of the country.

 

[lxskllr]

much of it out of the country.

It's the little pleasures that give the greatest joy, isn't it? :^D

 

[Binarycow]

It's the little pleasures that give the greatest joy, isn't it? :^D

There's nothing little about Monica. She did give a lot of pleasure though probably because heavy girls tend to go the extra mile for their guys.

 

[NFS4]

I didn't even know he smoked. I can't picture him smoking for some reason.

In his younger days...

 

[SaurusX]

In his younger days...

Seems like a pretty cool dude back then. What happened to you, man?

 

[waggy]

just proves obama is a smart man. only mistake he made was being on a live mic.

 

[Broheim]

I've always liked Obama, he seems like a cool dude despite what you might think of his politics (and even then it really doesn't matter who's in charge, shits never gonna change).

 

[Fritzo]

I've always liked Obama, he seems like a cool dude despite what you might think of his politics (and even then it really doesn't matter who's in charge, shits never gonna change).

That's how I feel too. Congress is the one in control of everything. The President is pretty much just the "lead suggestion maker". There's no much infighting in congress that no mater who's in charge, everything will be a fight.

Here's a more recent pic:

 

[NFS4]

That's how I feel too. Congress is the one in control of everything. The President is pretty much just the "lead suggestion maker". There's no much infighting in congress that no mater who's in charge, everything will be a fight.

Here's a more recent pic:

That picture is faker than fake. Why would a president that is trying to stop smoking allow himself to be pictured... smoking?

 

[Vdubchaos]

That's how I feel too. Congress is the one in control of everything. The President is pretty much just the "lead suggestion maker". There's no much infighting in congress that no mater who's in charge, everything will be a fight.

Congress nor president is not in charge of much. Think of them as puppets.

I've always liked Obama, he seems like a cool dude despite what you might think of his politics (and even then it really doesn't matter who's in charge, shits never gonna change).

Above and below is pretty much how I feel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIraCchPDhk

 

[SlitheryDee]

She just wants him to live longer so he can continue raping the american people.

"Barack. I don't love you, but I really want to see this country brought to it's knees. If you don't stop smoking I'm going to have to dispose of you and wake up another clone".

That's probably exactly the conversation Laura Bush had with George too. Except she had to copy him over and over and you know what they say about a copy of a copy of a copy...

 

[JulesMaximus]

just proves obama is a smart man. only mistake he made was being on a live mic.

I think it's funny and it sounds like something I would say in jest to friends. Not sure why this is news other than to show he has a typical guy sense of humor. :hmm:

 

[Fritzo]

That picture is faker than fake. Why would a president that is trying to stop smoking allow himself to be pictured... smoking?

It is not fake, it's a few years old.

 

[JulesMaximus]

That picture is faker than fake. Why would a president that is trying to stop smoking allow himself to be pictured... smoking?

He was trying to stop smoking during the campaign and there are pics of him smoking out there from that time. I would say this is one of them because he is much more gray now.

I'm kind of surprised this isn't all over P&N because we know how the conservative hacks in there love a good Obama bashing story.

 

[JulesMaximus]

The President and I have something in common. As for Michelle Obama, I think she's pretty hot:

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::wub:

 

[bradley]

How does the First Lady feel about the President lying? There are pictures as recent as three years ago of him secretly smoking.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Oh, he was a pretty big smoker in college.

Not sure if "weed" legalize-it joke or "pole" obama's-gay joke...

:hmm:

 

[zinfamous]

That picture is faker than fake. Why would a president that is trying to stop smoking allow himself to be pictured... smoking?

it's not all that new. look at Obama's hair.

Also, his attempts to quit smoking when first elected were reported off and on.

I believe he has still taken a few smoke breaks while in The White House, at least in those first two years, according to the photographer or one of those other people that is with him all day long.

 

[marvdmartian]

I got a kick out of his saying he hasn't touched a cigarette in so many years (six or eight, I think), THEN says he's not perfect, and occasionally cheats.

Um, which one is it, pal? Either you haven't had one, or you have. Typical politician, talks out of both sides of his mouth, and you can't trust either one of them!

 

[dennilfloss]

a wife is like God in the sense that she can do unimaginable harm to a man, except that she's infinitely more tangible. A healthy dose of apprehensiveness for her is warranted.

"HE GOT WEED!!! HE GOT WEED!!!"

 

[JulesMaximus]

I got a kick out of his saying he hasn't touched a cigarette in so many years (six or eight, I think), THEN says he's not perfect, and occasionally cheats.

Um, which one is it, pal? Either you haven't had one, or you have. Typical politician, talks out of both sides of his mouth, and you can't trust either one of them!

It's a fucking cigarette. Who cares?

 

[NFS4]

"HE GOT WEED!!! HE GOT WEED!!!"

LMFAO!

"What the **** you want mother****er!?"