Obama: "I Haven't Smoked in Six Years Because I'm Scared of My Wife"

[NFS4]

That makes two of us

President Obama was caught on a live microphone today telling U.N. official Maina Kiai that he hasn't smoked in six years because he's "scared of my wife."

http://gawker.com/obama-i-havent-smoked-in-six-years-because-im-scare-1374151798

 

[dave_the_nerd]

OMG he's a male human! Scandal!

 

[NFS4]

OMG he's a male! Scandal!

**fixed**

 

[IEC]

Well it's clear who wears the pants.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Well it's clear who wears the pants.

Nobody! No pants day!!!

 

[Sluggo]

I quit smoking because I am scared of his wife.

 

[Binarycow]

a wife is like God in the sense that she can do unimaginable harm to a man, except that she's infinitely more tangible. A healthy dose of apprehensiveness for her is warranted.

 

[Ruptga]

OMG he's a male human! Scandal!

I know, and he even appears to have a typical sense of humor! You get the pitchforks, I've got the torches covered.

 

[SheHateMe]

"Hey Barrack, lets go outside and have a smoke"

 

[Spungo]

Spouses. They'll get ya.

I bet Marcus is a really friendly guy. You can tell a real smile by looking at the muscles around the eyes. A real smile will contract those muscles so they look like crow's feet.

 

[Crono]

I always think of David Palmer's wife in 24.

 

[tboo]

I always think of David Palmer's wife in 24.

I miss 24.

 

[IGBT]

bugs bunny of the democrat party has spoken.

 

[postmark]

I miss 24.

I think you mean you miss 24 season 1. It went downhill very fast after that

 

[Destiny]

Now we know who's really the president! OBAMA FAIL! :thumbsdown:

 

[Kaido]

I didn't even know he smoked. I can't picture him smoking for some reason.

 

[Greenman]

I know, and he even appears to have a typical sense of humor! You get the pitchforks, I've got the torches covered.

No rope?

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Now we know who's really the president! OBAMA FAIL! :thumbsdown:

You know, I seem to recall people making the same jokes about Clinton. But, in hindsight, he clearly did WhateverTF he wanted with little regard for Hillary's feelings.

How come nobody ever accuses Republicans of being henpecked?

 

[thraashman]

You know, I seem to recall people making the same jokes about Clinton. But, in hindsight, he clearly did WhateverTF he wanted with little regard for Hillary's feelings.

How come nobody ever accuses Republicans of being henpecked?

Because with the number of them leaving or cheating on their wives when they get sick or hurt or ending up in gay scandals, it's clear that Republicans wives are just decorations.

 

[busydude]

Nobody! No pants day!!!

Yup, I am wearing no pants today.. while my GF is. It is pretty clear who is wearing pants in my apartment.

 

[SheHateMe]

I didn't even know he smoked. I can't picture him smoking for some reason.

Oh, he was a pretty big smoker in college.

 

[dawp]

Oh, he was a pretty big smoker in college.

and not just of tobacco.

 

[boomerang]

You know, I seem to recall people making the same jokes about Clinton. But, in hindsight, he clearly did WhateverTF he wanted with little regard for Hillary's feelings.

How come nobody ever accuses Republicans of being henpecked?

Hillary's feelings? Gennifer Flowers recently came out saying that Bill told her that Hillary had eaten far more pussy than he had and that he was cool with it. Those two do whatever they wish. There's no reason for them to be concerned about the other's feelings.

Now, how they're viewed from a political perspective, well that's a different thing entirely.

 

[Fritzo]

The President and I have something in common. As for Michelle Obama, I think she's pretty hot:

 

[tboo]

I think you mean you miss 24 season 1. It went downhill very fast after that

No I dont. I liked them all.