Obama's teleprompter attempts suicide.

[Fear No Evil]

Suicide Attempt



First his poll #'s are down this week and now this? This can't be a good sign. I wonder if Obama shed a tear for the faithful Teleprompter-in-Chief? He handled it pretty smoothly though as you would expect. Thankfully there was another so he could finish his speech. It would have been awkward having him just stare into the audience for like 30 minutes not saying anything.

You'd think someone's head would roll over all these issues with the prompters lately. Maybe a new Teleprompter Czar would help? Maybe some disgruntled Iraqi threw another shoe and the teleprompter took a bullet for the Pres?

Lets keep this thread light hearted. First person to link this to Nazis, Palin, and Cheney in a single post wins a prize.

 

[Craig234]

I've seen far less vapid threads locked for 'this forum is not your blog'. We'll see.

 

[Billyzeke]

TOTUS can no longer take the incessant lies, and commits hara-kiri.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Fear No Evil
Suicide Attempt



First his poll #'s are down this week and now this? This can't be a good sign.

If this isn't grasping at straws, I don't know what is.

 

[Fear No Evil]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Fear No Evil
Suicide Attempt



First his poll #'s are down this week and now this? This can't be a good sign.

If this isn't grasping at straws, I don't know what is.

Its called a humorous thread.. Not everything has to be hate spewing fests do they?

 

[Fear No Evil]

Originally posted by: Craig234
I've seen far less vapid threads locked for 'this forum is not your blog'. We'll see.

Its a news story covered by cnn.com, foxnews.com, msn.com, abcnews.com, just to name a few. Seems applicable to me.

 

[themusgrat]

He had a replacement teleprompter, obviously there were many more willing to take the original's place. Was this your point? Are you willing to stop posting now? Awww, well you should stop anyways.

 

[Billyzeke]

Originally posted by: Fear No Evil

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Fear No Evil
Suicide Attempt



First his poll #'s are down this week and now this? This can't be a good sign.

If this isn't grasping at straws, I don't know what is.

Its called a humorous thread.. Not everything has to be hate spewing fests do they?

Humor is in very short supply in P/N. I think people need to lighten up!

 

[Corn]

Silliy liberals are more amusing than the events of the thread topic. That is pretty darned impressive given the humorus subject matter and the OP's deft delivery.

But alas, the messiah is in danger of losing his man card. That pitch tonight was.......uh.....weak.

 

[themusgrat]

Fine, he couldn't keep his speech going until he got a new teleprompter. Is this what you guys needed to hear? Believe me, any President that could ever have gotten elected would be as big of a tool as Obama, just look at McCain, he completely sold himself out for the chance at Presidency when he had a good chance just being his regular self. \

 

[spidey07]

Lulz, he's so afraid of losing his teleprompter it's got like quadruple redundancy.

uh...erm....uh...wait...what?

 

[Fear No Evil]

Originally posted by: themusgrat
Fine, he couldn't keep his speech going until he got a new teleprompter. Is this what you guys needed to hear? Believe me, any President that could ever have gotten elected would be as big of a tool as Obama, just look at McCain, he completely sold himself out for the chance at Presidency when he had a good chance just being his regular self. \

Its a joke.. Relax!

 

[IndyColtsFan]

Originally posted by: spidey07
Lulz, he's so afraid of losing his teleprompter it's got like quadruple redundancy.

uh...erm....uh...wait...what?

If he loses too many more, he might have to ask Congress to pass a bail out package. But how can he speak to the public about the necessity of the "Teleprompter Appropriation Act" if he doesn't have a teleprompter to speak with? That's a deep question, kind of like which came first -- the chicken or the egg?

 

[soccerballtux]

Lol, good link, that was funny, esp the end with Biden.

I like Biden more than Obama. Biden calls it the way it is, you can trust him.

"What am I going to tell the press when I tell him his teleprompter is broken....What will he do then????"
"Obama will learn to go off prompter...and Biden will learn to stay _on_ prompter..."

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: soccerballtux
Lol, good link, that was funny, esp the end with Biden.

I like Biden more than Obama. Biden calls it the way it is, you can trust him.

"What am I going to tell the press when I tell him his teleprompter is broken....What will he do then????"
"Obama will learn to go off prompter...and Biden will learn to stay _on_ prompter..."

That was pretty funny. If we all can't laugh at this something is wrong.

 

[shadow9d9]

Originally posted by: Fear No Evil

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Fear No Evil
Suicide Attempt



First his poll #'s are down this week and now this? This can't be a good sign.

If this isn't grasping at straws, I don't know what is.

Its called a humorous thread.. Not everything has to be hate spewing fests do they?

In order for it to be humorous, it must be funny. Do you see any conservative versions of the Daily Show? You just aren't funny. It is pathetic how unfunny.

 

[Fear No Evil]

Originally posted by: shadow9d9

Originally posted by: Fear No Evil

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Fear No Evil
Suicide Attempt



First his poll #'s are down this week and now this? This can't be a good sign.

If this isn't grasping at straws, I don't know what is.

Its called a humorous thread.. Not everything has to be hate spewing fests do they?

In order for it to be humorous, it must be funny. Do you see any conservative versions of the Daily Show? You just aren't funny. It is pathetic how unfunny.

Yet nearly EVERY major news outlet has reported on it. Clearly people do find Obama's teleprompters interesting as both extremely left wing and extremely right wing news orgs are reporting on it.

 

[SilentRunning]

Off with the Teleprompter Czar's head!

There is a Teleprompter Czar isn't there? I've lost track of all the Czars.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: shadow9d9

Originally posted by: Fear No Evil

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Fear No Evil
Suicide Attempt



First his poll #'s are down this week and now this? This can't be a good sign.

If this isn't grasping at straws, I don't know what is.

Its called a humorous thread.. Not everything has to be hate spewing fests do they?

In order for it to be humorous, it must be funny. Do you see any conservative versions of the Daily Show? You just aren't funny. It is pathetic how unfunny.

It's fucking hillarious. If you can't see that something is wrong, especially since referencing that show. Learn to laugh at yourself, it's healthy.

 

[Hacp]

Originally posted by: shadow9d9

Originally posted by: Fear No Evil

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Fear No Evil
Suicide Attempt



First his poll #'s are down this week and now this? This can't be a good sign.

If this isn't grasping at straws, I don't know what is.

Its called a humorous thread.. Not everything has to be hate spewing fests do they?

In order for it to be humorous, it must be funny. Do you see any conservative versions of the Daily Show? You just aren't funny. It is pathetic how unfunny.

It was pretty funny. You need to get your humor meter checked.

 

[Carmen813]

Looks like his teleprompter needs a bailout...

or access to better health care.

 

[Vic]

Oldsmoboat's law strikes again.

 

[Slick5150]

What is up with that Fox News lady's coat-top thing she's wearing? Is she from the future?

 

[jonks]

That's nothing, listen to the chorus of boos he received at the All Star Game:

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/bl...-first-?urn=mlb,176561

oh, wait, those were applause. Poor FNE living in a fantasy world where everyone hates Obama just like little old him.

 

[Kadarin]

I agree with the guy that said we need a Teleprompter Czar.