Obligatory on a plane post

[l0cke]

Decided to splurge get the $5 southwest wifi for this flight. Flying back from Tampa to Denver.

Anyone else on planes?

 

[highland145]

If you are on "planes" that means your luggage is headed to El Salvador.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Remember, the bomb is under seat A-13. Dial the number 15 minutes before the plane lands to start the 1 hour timer.

 

[coldmeat]

Remember, the bomb is under seat A-13. Dial the number 15 minutes before the plane lands to start the 1 hour timer.

So it blows up when no one is on it?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

So it blows up when no one is on it?

Even the US government wouldn't kill it's own citizens to start another war. Scaring them to death (plus a few minor concussions and such) is plenty.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Put on a fake beard and a dress then wrap your clock radio in brown paper parcel. Visit the toilet al lot during the flight. See how many people you can make shit themselve

 

[Newbian]

Is said plane on a treadmill?

Also make sure you leave a gif of a countdown clock running on the screen and see if anyone notices.

 

[Red Squirrel]

So it blows up when no one is on it?

So it blows up for the next flight, and the bomb only activates when it's at 15,000 feet or more. (explosion is more impressive when the plane is still ascending and the gas valves for the engines are wide open)

I've said too much... :sneaky:

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

The Airliners have banned passengers from taking tweezers on board WTF?

Seriously. Anybody who can hijack a plane using a set of tweezers deserves the fucking plane.

 

[Printer Bandit]

but you can take cigarette lighters on.

 

[Red Squirrel]

The Airliners have banned passengers from taking tweezers on board WTF?

Seriously. Anybody who can hijack a plane using a set of tweezers deserves the fucking plane.

I always found that hilarious too. I think the pop cans and other food container items could do more damage than a pair of tweezers lol.

Nobody move! Or I'll I'll.. I'll gouge your eyes out! *holds up tweezers. tick tick tick*

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

but you can take cigarette lighters on.

bit hard to jack a plane with a bic lighter..... Unless your Bruce Willis

I always found that hilarious too. I think the pop cans and other food container items could do more damage than a pair of tweezers lol.

Nobody move! Or I'll I'll.. I'll gouge your eyes out! *holds up tweezers. tick tick tick*

Open the cockpit door or I pull all hair on her eyebrows out.
Wouldnt be surprise if they open the cockpit door.

 

[Schadenfroh]

I make several flights a month for work, but I've yet to purchase internet access. Lots of time to read and avoid people calling / texting me.

 

[ElFenix]

are there any snakes on the plane?

 

[Newbian]

are there any snakes on the plane?

Only trouser snakes.

 

[yoyomamama]

dont forget to grope air hostess boobs

 

[DaTT]

but you can take cigarette lighters on.

But only 1...

 

[Schadenfroh]

dont forget to grope air hostess boobs

That is a scary though, the air hostesses on every flight that I've been on have been quite fugly.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

I spend hours trying to get to sleep on aeroplanes in those stupid, uncomfortable seats.
I finally get drunk and drift off and the next thing I know I've got the air hostess waking me up, wanting me to make a stupid announcement and land the plane.