Wife listens to NPR, so I've gotten a does of that liberal claptrap. If you like NPR, you're a liberal. Being left wing they of course would refuse to report anything that makes a far left movement look bad.
Obviously you must kill her. Come on Spidey, this is the day that you and your brethren have prepared for! Are you really going to allow an obvious infiltrator to thwart all of your plans and hard work? Are you just going to lie down and give the enemy a huge victory that will bring them closer towards their end goal?
You know what you must do.