Office laptop stolen - UPDATE: Thief came back on. Recording screen now.

[DaTT]

Interesting read. Need more updates and also film the confrontation when you get the laptop back.

 

[Saint Nick]

anticlimactic

 

[ProfJohn]

Thread sucks...

If this was Harvey's laptop he would have busted the guy AND called his mom by now...

 

[arcenite]

Thread sucks...

If this was Harvey's laptop he would have busted the guy AND called his mom by now...

 

[zinfamous]

Thread sucks...

If this was Harvey's laptop he would have busted the guy AND called his mom by now...

Epic.

 

[SlitheryDee]

You seem to be enjoying yourself entirely too much. You should have your laptop stolen more often.

 

[CZroe]

You seem to be enjoying yourself entirely too much. You should have your laptop stolen more often.

It's not "his" laptop. It's one of the office laptops and he obviously administers it. That's why he can't confirm that the employee who lost it isn't the theif and the current user didn't unwittingly buy it.

 

[her209]

Might be NSFW but this looks right up your alley. ()

http://i.imgur.com/0CJ8X.jpg

One of that large woman's breast is about the size of the smaller woman's head.

 

[Red Squirrel]

This thread reminds me of how I really need to install some kind of "call home" software on my PCs. If ever they were stolen, it would be something fun to play with not to mention help track the thief. I wonder if they make PCI GPS modules.

 

[SolMiester]

Umm yeah do NOT DO THIS. Funny enough, it's against the law. Even on a stolen laptop.

http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...-tracking-company-for-spying-on-sex-chats.ars

Is it any wonder crime is on the rise when we have Judges worried about criminals privacy over justice?!

 

[BlahBlahYouToo]

Is it any wonder crime is on the rise when we have Judges worried about criminals privacy over justice?!

not that i disagree with you, but crime here is on the decline.

 

[vshah]

This thread reminds me of how I really need to install some kind of "call home" software on my PCs. If ever they were stolen, it would be something fun to play with not to mention help track the thief. I wonder if they make PCI GPS modules.

wifi location would much better in these instances. Just need access to a wifi location database (i.e. google/skyhook)

 

[KingGheedora]

This thread reminds me of how I really need to install some kind of "call home" software on my PCs. If ever they were stolen, it would be something fun to play with not to mention help track the thief. I wonder if they make PCI GPS modules.

IP address geo location could work somewhat? Or is that too inaccurate?

Even if IP geo-location doesn't work wouldn't the police be able to track them by contacting the ISP to find out who the IP belongs to?

 

[edro]

Employee left it at a brothel.

It appears I was on the right track!

A gay prostitute stole it during a session!

 

[djnsmith7]

Subscribed...

 

[TheNinja]

Kind of making me wonder if employee "crossed paths" with this guy and this guy stole the laptop during his departure. :hmm:

I'd be willing to bet money at that too. The thief is looking for "older generous guys". The employee sounds like he makes pretty good money and travels around for his job. He probably gave the "thief" the laptop, or the thief stole it knowing the guy wouldn't go after him b/c of privacy.

 

[SphinxnihpS]

his IP is 192.168.1.3 and he's surfing from INSIDE THE HOUSE!

His IP is 127.0.0.1

 

[Beev]

I'd suck a dick for a $2000 laptop.

 

[Ns1]

I'd suck a dick for a $2000 laptop.

YGPM

 

[highland145]

I'd suck a dick for a $2000 laptop.

Does it matter if it's stolen or not?

 

[Beev]

Does it matter if it's stolen or not?

Not to me