Office Space FTW

[BigToque]

Samir: No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of sh!t out the window.

Michael Bolton: You and me both, man. That thing is lucky I'm not armed.

Samir: Piece of sh!t.

 

[Tremulant]

PC LOAD LETTER

 

[archcommus]

This is why you're not banging that 18-year-old chick, you're wasting your time thinking about geek stuff like this.

 

[Ika]

I'm gonna have to watch this movie again. Too good not to.

 

[BigToque]

Originally posted by: archcommus
This is why you're not banging that 18-year-old chick, you're wasting your time thinking about geek stuff like this.

I'm actually not banging her beause I'm at work

 

[Stuxnet]

The movie was funny as sh*t when it came out. Now that I'm living the real life hell that is Office Space, it's just depressing.

 

[archcommus]

Originally posted by: BigToque

Originally posted by: archcommus
This is why you're not banging that 18-year-old chick, you're wasting your time thinking about geek stuff like this.

I'm actually not banging her beause I'm at work

Well.....as long as you get on that tonight.

 

[Tremulant]

Originally posted by: jbourne77
The movie was funny as sh*t when it came out. Now that I'm living the real life hell that is Office Space, it's just depressing.

I still find it funny..

but yeah, it is rather depressing.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: jbourne77
The movie was funny as sh*t when it came out. Now that I'm living the real life hell that is Office Space, it's just depressing.

That's what made it all the funnier for me. I was already working there.

 

[Queasy]

Minimum Flair

Maximum Flair

Rick Flair

 

[Queasy]

My all-time favorite Office Space quote:

Tom Smykowski: Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

 

[CraKaJaX]

Classic :thumbsup:

 

[KLin]

Hell, Lumbergh fscked her. :laugh:

 

[DurocShark]

PYITA Prison!

 

[Cal166]

Drew: I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh.

Tom Smykowski: It's a "Jump to Conclusions mat". You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.

Dom Portwood: Hello, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports.
Peter Gibbons: Yeah. The coversheet. I know, I know. Uh, Bill talked to me about it.
Dom Portwood: Yeah. Uh, did you get that memo?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. The problem is, I just forgot this one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even a problem anymore.
Dom Portwood: Yeah. It's just that we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports *before* they go out now. So if you could just remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!

 

[ParStyles]

Two chicks at the same time man.

 

[jhayx7]

Peter lived in the Morningwood Apartments

 

[BKLounger]

i used to laugh at this quote now it sums up my life

Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

You know what I would do with a million dollars? Nothing. I would do absolutely nothing.


Hell Peter, you don't need a million dollars for that. Look at my cousin... He's broke and don't do sh!t!

 

[SuPrEIVIE]

remember to roll up all the windows when listening to rap

 

[eits]

die, motherfvcker! die, motherfvcker! die!

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: BigToque

Originally posted by: archcommus
This is why you're not banging that 18-year-old chick, you're wasting your time thinking about geek stuff like this.

I'm actually not banging her beause I'm at work

i know, im banging her while you are at work. ill try to not wear her out to much for ya.

 

[MotionMan]

Originally posted by: Queasy
My all-time favorite Office Space quote:

Tom Smykowski: Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

My favorite line was delivered right before the line above, by one of the Bob's (This is from memory, so it may not be 100% correct):

"What is it you'd say you DO here?"

The delivery of the line just kills me!

MotionMan

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

This is a suck.

 

[shortylickens]

"When you go into work, do people say: 'Looks like someone has a case of the mondays'?"

"No. No man. No, hell no! I believe you get yer ass whooped sayin somthin like that."