From the Sens page at HFboards:
An old man (Muckler) turned ninety-eight
He won the Stanley Cup and died the next day
It's a hockey game and we're well past May
It's an elbow to the head, two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
It's like rain on your home game day
It's a free ride when you've already paid......................... Redden
It's the good advice that you just didn't take (Dump it in?)
Who would've thought... it figures
Well Pronger has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And Pronger has a funny way of knocking you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and his elbow-pad blows up
In your face
A traffic jam on the way to Scotia Bank Place
A Leafs fan, still all up in your face
It's like ten thousand shots when all you need is a goal
It's seeing the playoffs of our dreams
And then listening to Bob Cole
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think...