**Official** Charlie Sheen is Crazy Thread (Charlie Booed off stage during tour!)

[BrownShoes]

 

[Narmer]

Exactly, and the "five films and 14 book deals" + paid tweets + sponsors for the Ustream shows. He's still going down in a blaze of winning. And that's even if he doesn't win the lawsuit for the 16 mil owed to him for the rest of 2.5 Men.

The people that find him entertaining aren't going to buy a book, let alone his.

 

[BrownShoes]

 

[nageov3t]

my local cupcake shop is making Charlie Sheen-inspired "Tigers Blood" cupcakes this week. they actually sound really awesome.

blood orange cake with a mixed berry filling and vanilla frosting.

 

[wheresmybacon]

my local cupcake shop is making Charlie Sheen-inspired "Tigers Blood" cupcakes this week. they actually sound really awesome.

blood orange cake with a mixed berry filling and vanilla frosting.

The kind Charlie makes make your mouth really numb and can cause psychosis.

 

[SP33Demon]

The people that find him entertaining aren't going to buy a book, let alone his.

Who cares, the actual book deals are worth millions... and he claims to have 14 offers.

 

[SP33Demon]

What Sheen actually should have done before his Ustream stuff was hire a team of creative ghostwriters to come up with more catchphrases. Then do a couple more national interviews, drop catchphrases, build even more hype. Although the sponsors for "Sheen's Korner" are probably paying him a lot already, but probably not as much as he could have made with my strategy.

 

[SP33Demon]

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=6192781

 

[Ns1]

sheen was #winning until he railed on jon cryer

bad sheen, bad.

Charlie Sheen lashes out at Jon Cryer, calling former co-star 'traitor'
March 8, 2011, 4:44 PM EST

Tim Kenneally
TheWrap.com

Charlie Sheen has turned his fire-breathing fists -- or at least his acid tongue -- toward Jon Cryer.

The newly unemployed "Two and a Half Men" star reached out to E! Online on Tuesday to lambaste his former co-star, calling Cryer a variety of unflattering names that start with "T."

Bing: 'Men' co-star Holland Taylor defends Sheen

Calling by phone from his home, aka "Sober Valley Lodge," Sheen fumed that Cryer had not shown him any support during his very public feud with "Men" creator Chuck Lorre and subsequent firing. Sheen said, "Jon has not called me. He's a turncoat, a traitor, a troll. Clearly he's a troll. He issued a statement. Is it gonna take me calling him a 'traitor, juvenile and scared' for him to get it?"

For the record, Cryer has not issued a statement on Sheen's war of words with Lorre -- a Twitter statement from someone claiming to be Cryer and declaring himself "shocked" by the whole Sheen situation turned out to be bogus.

Also on TheWrap: Warner's legal strategy for Sheen: Enough rope to hang himself

Alas, it appears that Cyrer has permanently severed ties with Sheen with his lack of sympathy and nonexistent statements. Asked about a possible reconciliation should Cryer reach out to him, Sheen said, "What's there to say? I'll tell him, 'You're a little late. Goodbye, troll.' When I'm starring in multimillion-dollar films and he's begging me for a supporting role, I'll say, 'You left me out in the cold with all of your guilt and stupidity.'"

 

[NFS4]

sheen was #winning until he railed on jon cryer

bad sheen, bad.

Charlie Sheen lashes out at Jon Cryer, calling former co-star 'traitor'
March 8, 2011, 4:44 PM EST

Tim Kenneally
TheWrap.com

Charlie Sheen has turned his fire-breathing fists -- or at least his acid tongue -- toward Jon Cryer.

The newly unemployed "Two and a Half Men" star reached out to E! Online on Tuesday to lambaste his former co-star, calling Cryer a variety of unflattering names that start with "T."

Bing: 'Men' co-star Holland Taylor defends Sheen

Calling by phone from his home, aka "Sober Valley Lodge," Sheen fumed that Cryer had not shown him any support during his very public feud with "Men" creator Chuck Lorre and subsequent firing. Sheen said, "Jon has not called me. He's a turncoat, a traitor, a troll. Clearly he's a troll. He issued a statement. Is it gonna take me calling him a 'traitor, juvenile and scared' for him to get it?"

For the record, Cryer has not issued a statement on Sheen's war of words with Lorre -- a Twitter statement from someone claiming to be Cryer and declaring himself "shocked" by the whole Sheen situation turned out to be bogus.

Also on TheWrap: Warner's legal strategy for Sheen: Enough rope to hang himself

Alas, it appears that Cyrer has permanently severed ties with Sheen with his lack of sympathy and nonexistent statements. Asked about a possible reconciliation should Cryer reach out to him, Sheen said, "What's there to say? I'll tell him, 'You're a little late. Goodbye, troll.' When I'm starring in multimillion-dollar films and he's begging me for a supporting role, I'll say, 'You left me out in the cold with all of your guilt and stupidity.'"

 

[sandorski]

Dude really needs help. Funny at first, but as this has dragged on he's become less and less stable.

 

[SSSnail]

http://www.ustream.tv/charliesheen

On air now, seems like he's cleaned up and has some sort of scripts going now.

 

[UberNeuman]

http://www.ustream.tv/charliesheen

On air now, seems like he's cleaned up and has some sort of scripts going now.

Seems like his channeling his inner Larry King...

 

[Pocatello]

That guy had it good, should had kept his mouth shut.

 

[IGBT]

all this because he's going bald??

 

[coreyb]

lol @ people saying he is clean. tons of addicts have been clean for short periods, it's long term sobriety that matters. and he won't be for long, especially after his manic phase wears off.

 

[IGBT]

psychiatric standard for,"clean and sober" is ten years. You think he's made 24 hours yet??

 

[Locut0s]

Umm yeah...

I mean we all know he's lost it but this?

http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/13191495

Sounds like he's trying to be Allen Ginsberg like with that poetry but it's just so much nonsense.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

Screw less... better yet; screw more!

Think of me as you pray to the silly god of AA; can you smell your soul, can you smell the rotting dog shit?; If sad and stupid had an odor attached to it, it would be you... Chuck Lorre

I don't know... At least it's written.


I will now allow my tiger blood to be extracted... THERE you go! Those of you that deserve it, now posses it!

 

[13Gigatons]

Looks pretty bad on Ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/13167959

 

[Slacker]

k, he has found hallucinogenics


hmm, he is chastising himself, he doesnt realise it, but he is.

 

[qliveur]

Guess I'll jump on the annoying pic spammer bandwagon:

Pretty appropriate at this point, IMO. The only difference is that it'll be a puddle of his own piss and vomit instead of an aircraft carrier.

 

[Texashiker]

Reminds me of Henry Thoreau.

Instead of saying something straight forward, he is using a lot of comparisons.

I enjoyed his rant, hopefully Charlie will post some more.

 

[Zeze]

Is it me or he's already becoming tiresome...

 

[NFS4]

Guess I'll jump on the annoying pic spammer bandwagon:

Pretty appropriate at this point, IMO. The only difference is that it'll be a puddle of his own piss and vomit instead of an aircraft carrier.

Why does the plane smoke right before impact? Was he putting in max throttle or something?