**** OFFICIAL DOLPHINS vs. PATRIOTS THREAD ****

[Reckoner]

Brady has earned me 50 pts in FF today

 

[BigJ]

How about a little defense NE!

 

[Mojoed]

Originally posted by: BigJ
How about a little defense NE!

2nd half has been no fun.

 

[Reckoner]

Someone should tell Chatman his team is losing

 

[BigJ]

Let's have a slow, meticulous drive resulting in several first downs and the clock expiring.

 

[Mojoed]

Originally posted by: BigJ
Let's have a slow, meticulous drive resulting in several first downs and the clock expiring.

I'm all for that.

 

[BigJ]

Timeout! Are you kidding me!

 

[BigJ]

Now I can finally mow the lawn.

 

[Mojoed]

Well, Redskins are next!

 

[chuckywang]

Damn, I am going to be so fvcking happy when the Patriots lose so I can throw it right back at you Brady peenersuckers.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
Damn, I am going to be so fvcking happy when the Patriots lose so I can throw it right back at you Brady peenersuckers.

Sucks to be bitter.

 

[Mojoed]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
Damn, I am going to be so fvcking happy when the Patriots lose so I can throw it right back at you Brady peenersuckers.

It's flattering to me as a Pats fan how much you hate the Pats/Brady. It really reinforces how good they really are. I mean, nobody HATES mediocre players.

That being said, I do NOT think they'll go undefeated this year. You'll get your moment to gloat eventually.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

Where the F does Dan Marino get off crying about running up the score AT HALFTIME? HALFTIME, YOU ASSHOLE?

First of all, the whole point of Offense is to score points. Second, feel free to stop them from scoring at any time, guys. Third, total points scored is a tie-breaker, so it has tangible value as well as twisting the knife. Fourth, how many years did Marino feast upon weak Patriots teams? Did he show any remorse while smoking the record books? No.

Obviously, besides being a douche, Dan is gradually going insane. Despite all of his accomplishments, he never got the big one. Then Manning takes the TD record, and a Superbowl victory. Now, Brady is demolishing the record books and the league in general, on his way to Lombardi #4.

When Marino dies, his stone will say "I won as many Superbowls as the guy next to me."
Fuck you, Dan. Fuck you.

 

[Syringer]

Where do you come off crying about Dan Marino?

 

[The Boston Dangler]

Originally posted by: Syringer
Where do you come off crying about Dan Marino?

ummm, my rant is pretty self-explanitory

 

[Jules]

Nice.

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler

Originally posted by: Syringer
Where do you come off crying about Dan Marino?

ummm, my rant is pretty self-explanitory

Articulate as it was with all the assholes and fucks it was pretty lame.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

well, it's a good fucking thing i don't need your approval.

 

[Phokus]

I hear that Tom Brady is a pretty good QB or something...