Official Kill [insert name] thread

[Amplifier]

Here are the rules.

1) You get to kill one person of your choice without any risk of payback.
2) You will have to go to jail for one year if you kill the person.
3) You won't receive any compensation or respect from other people for doing this (no $25 million/parades for killing Bin Laden).
4) It's not messy, all you need to do is type in their name on this thread and they will die.

Before you type in "The OP!", remember you will have to go to jail for a year. Of course you can choose not to kill anyone, but this offer will be ending shortly so it's not something you can save (think Dell coupons)

That said who, if anyone, would you kill?

 

[dc]

Amplifier

 

[MrKneecap]

Myself?

 

[neutralizer]

I don't think I hate anyone enough to go to jail for a year for them.

 

[junkerman123]

nobody

 

[imported_Kensai]

Originally posted by: dc
Amplifier

 

[wildcat86]

Will my anus be safe at this jail?

 

[BrokenVisage]

Bill.

 

[Amplifier]

Originally posted by: wildcat86
Will my anus be safe at this jail?

It's jail. Get in a clique and you'll be safe.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Originally posted by: wildcat86
Will my anus be safe at this jail?

That is the most important question.

 

[Sheepathon]

Carson Daly for teh winnnnnn.

 

[Rent]

Originally posted by: dc
Amplifier

 

[Amused]

Myself. That way I cheat you out of putting me in jail.

 

[Mrvile]

I can't see myself killing anyone.

 

[DnetMHZ]

What if I killed Bubba in jail, would I then be safe?

 

[acemcmac]

If I posted, the secret service would add me to one of their stupid "terrorist lists" :|

 

[Krapout]

Originally posted by: wildcat86
Will my anus be safe at this jail?

Trust me.

 

[amdhunter]

That dude that made that thread where he is obviously fantasizing about saving his 5 year old adopted chinese sister and posting his fantasy on a board with as much traffic as ATOT.

I'd take a year in jail to prevent a future amber alert.

 

[Amplifier]

A year in jail to kill an anonymous poster. I bet if you found a genie you'd waste a wish on a new graphics card.

 

[dc]

wtf. you are ftard amdhunter.

 

[dartworth]

Kill Bill
Kill Bill part 2

 

[Mrvile]

Originally posted by: amdhunter
That dude that made that thread where he is obviously fantasizing about saving his 5 year old adopted chinese sister and posting his fantasy on a board with as much traffic as ATOT.

I'd take a year in jail to prevent a future amber alert.

WTF?

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: amdhunter
That dude that made that thread where he is obviously fantasizing about saving his 5 year old adopted chinese sister and posting his fantasy on a board with as much traffic as ATOT.

I'd take a year in jail to prevent a future amber alert.

Uh... WTF??! :roll:

TPAD

 

[amdhunter]

Originally posted by: neutralizer

Originally posted by: amdhunter
That dude that made that thread where he is obviously fantasizing about saving his 5 year old adopted chinese sister and posting his fantasy on a board with as much traffic as ATOT.

I'd take a year in jail to prevent a future amber alert.

Uh... WTF??! :roll:

TPAD

Yeah, I am the bad one for noticing weird behavior. :disgust: Maybe growing up in NY, and questioning weird behavior deserves me TPAD'ing.

 

[dullard]

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