From Langa.com
<<A modern-day, politically-correct holiday greeting:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our
best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially
responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral,
celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of
your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect
for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular
traditions at all; and a fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the
onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2002, but not
without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age,
physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer
platform, or sexual preference of the wishees.
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implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is
void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole
discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as
expected within the usual application of good tidings for a
period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent
holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish
at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Oh, what the heck: Happy Holidays and Best Wishes for the New Year!>>
Double ditto from yours truly and I hope those of you
that need it will find a spell check under your tree