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[Jfrag Teh Foul]

When making a peanut butter and jelly sammich do you use a knife for the peanut butter and the jelly or do you use a knife for the peanut butter and a spoon for the jelly?

I hate it when the jelly falls off of the knife and I equally hate it when the peanut butter gets stuck on the inside of the spoon and you tear your bread trying to get it all off... so I use a spoon for the jelly and a knife for the peanut butter... a lot of work for a sammich.

 

[aphex]

Q

 

[b0mbrman]

Is there a joke here that I don't get?

 

[fatalbert]

lock in 5

 

[pyonir]

what the? who the? where the? how the? ummmmm ok?

 

[aphex]

Cmon guys...


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[pyonir]

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[Cerebus451]

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[aphex]

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[Jfrag Teh Foul]

Sorry... I hit the wrong button when making the message. On the good side... this is the most replies I have ever gotten.

 

[pyonir]

hmm i'm not retarded so i can manage to use the knife for both.

 

[pyonir]

V

 

[fatalbert]

ahhh, so it wasn't meant to be pointless,

in that case I use a knife for both the peanut butter and jelly

 

[Spooner]

I use spoons.

Use spoons for everything!!! Go spoons!!!

 

[Cerebus451]

Another question would be: Do you put the peanut butter and jelly on opposite slices of bread, or do you put them both on the same slice and cover?

I personally rarely use jelly, just go for the peanut butter. Toast the bread too. Mmmmm.....warm peanut butter.

Oh, and W

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

<<Use spoons for everything!!!>>

What about spaghetti?

 

[TuffGirl]

<< I equally hate it when the peanut butter gets stuck on the inside of the spoon and you tear your bread trying to get it all off... >>

Why not use the outside of the spoon for scooping and spreading the PB? That works well.

I will use a spoon for both, but only when I've run out of knives and am too lazy to wash one.

What a thought-provoking thread... I like it!

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

<<Another question would be: Do you put the peanut butter and jelly on opposite slices of bread, or do you put them both on the same slice and cover?>>

Definitely on opposites... cause then I can witness the union of sandwich perfection the instant it takes place.

<<I personally rarely use jelly>>

BLASPHEMER!!!

 

[AreaCode707]

Boy, with the flaming you've gotten, maybe I shouldn't admit this but I use a knife for the pb and a spoon for the jelly.

 

[killface]

Spoon for jelly, knife for peanut butter.

(Great, I can feel myself getting dumber for having responded to this, thanks a lot)

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

<<Boy, with the flaming you've gotten, maybe I shouldn't admit this but I use a knife for the pb and a spoon for the jelly.>>

YES!! I AM NOT ALONE!!!

I don't worry too much about the flames... got my flame-proof jammies on. Besides, if people can't be nice... that's their shortcoming, not mine.

 

[pyonir]

<< <<Boy, with the flaming you've gotten, maybe I shouldn't admit this but I use a knife for the pb and a spoon for the jelly.>>

YES!! I AM NOT ALONE!!!

I don't worry too much about the flames... got my flame-proof jammies on. Besides, if people can't be nice... that's their shortcoming, not mine. >>


i think of it as a blessing not a shortcoming thank you very much.

 

[loup garou]

Here's how my PBJ formula goes:

3 pieces of bread (any type)
crunchy peanut butter (creamy is for wussies)
jelly (pretty much any type)

Slather one slice of bread in peanut butter using a knife. Insert knife back into peanut butter, eat peanut butter that is stuck to it.
Cover another slice with jelly using a spoon.
Stick all 3 slices together with the plain slice in the middle.
Cut in half.
Pour 32 oz cup of milk.
Enjoy.

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

<<(Great, I can feel myself getting dumber for having responded to this, thanks a lot) >>

Always happy to accommodate.

 

[aphex]

Knife for both....


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