***OFFICIAL***PB&J Logistics***CONFIRMED***

[Sir Fredrick]

I'm a double kniFer.
I hate when people use the same knife for both...the jelly in the jar looks gross with other food particles mixed in.

 

[BooneRebel]

Go on....

 

[pyonir]

How did you find this thread?

 

[aphex]

I think this thread is just cleverly disguised enough to slide in under the lock

 

[BooneRebel]

<< I think this thread is just cleverly disguised enough to slide in under the lock >>

Just...

 

[Frosty3799]

OK i dont get it

 

[pyonir]

Listen. this isn't that hard to figure out!

 

[Frosty3799]

Man, it no use trying for me

 

[BooneRebel]

<< Man, it no use trying for me >>



No speak a no English? (It no use???)

 

[pyonir]

OMG!!! guys...let this thread die!

 

[Ameesh]

<< OMG!!! guys...let this thread die!








>>



seriously my thread is better!

 

[BooneRebel]

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<< OMG!!! guys...let this thread die!


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seriously my thread is better! >>

Possibly, but your thread is a repost of this one...

 

[kei]

i am the Quintiseential dork
i hate seeing knife marks in my peanut butter jar
those zigzags drive me crazy

i use a spoon for the peanut butter but my methodology is kind of out there (i swoop the inside of the jar in a uniform motion with the outside portion of the spoon...each swoop nicely flattens out the contents of the jar but also acquires peanutbutter in the process...when i'm satisfied i pull out the spoon and spread it on one lightly toasted piece of bread)
...this method is good if you want to see if your roommates steal your PB because what kind of freak uses a spoon?

then i have another spoon handy to scoop out jelly with the curved part of course...plop the jelly on another lightly toasted piece of bread and start spreading with the outside of the spoon....then i drag the inside of the spoon alongside the corner of the bread to get every speck of jelly goodness

then i unite the two halves...typically the peanutbutter half on top of the jelly half...then the final squish

 

[TuffGirl]

<< ...this method is good if you want to see if your roommates steal your PB because what kind of freak uses a spoon? >>

<-- this freak does

...which means if I was your roommate, you'd never know if I stole your PB 'cause it'd be as smooth as you left it. muahahahahhaa!!

~EDIT~
You might as well make note to self: Never be roommates with klee. She will steal all your PB (hey that rhymes)

 

[BooneRebel]

<< i am the Quintiseential dork
i hate seeing knife marks in my peanut butter jar
those zigzags drive me crazy

i use a spoon for the peanut butter but my methodology is kind of out there (i swoop the inside of the jar in a uniform motion with the outside portion of the spoon...each swoop nicely flattens out the contents of the jar but also acquires peanutbutter in the process...when i'm satisfied i pull out the spoon and spread it on one lightly toasted piece of bread)
...this method is good if you want to see if your roommates steal your PB because what kind of freak uses a spoon?

then i have another spoon handy to scoop out jelly with the curved part of course...plop the jelly on another lightly toasted piece of bread and start spreading with the outside of the spoon....then i drag the inside of the spoon alongside the corner of the bread to get every speck of jelly goodness

then i unite the two halves...typically the peanutbutter half on top of the jelly half...then the final squish
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ROFL. All of that anal preparation for a perfect PB&J?

 

[pyonir]

So many funny and great stories about pb&j...keep em coming....

 

[TuffGirl]

Today page

With all this neffing, this silly thread made it there. w00t!

 

[pyonir]

<< Today page

With all this neffing, this silly thread made it there. w00t! >>


Unreal! but what are you talking about silly neffing? we are talking about a legitimate topic!

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

I think this topic has been Very engaging.

 

[Cerebus451]

W hat the?!? It seems to be a hole in the space/time continuum.

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

HA! Beat you to the punch... What do you think about that?

 

[Cerebus451]

Xerxes be damned. This PB&J thread has me befuddled.

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

<< Xerxes be damned. >>



LMAO!!! Too funn Y!!

 

[TuffGirl]

<< Unreal! but what are you talking about silly neffing? we are talking about a legitimate topic! >>


zoinks! My bad, you are correct sir. This is indeed a thought provoking topic!



<< Speaking of PB&J, you all might get a laugh out of this. >>

That link is dead. Try this one instead.

 

[aphex]

im Amazed this thing is still around