RagingBITCH
Lifer
- Sep 27, 2003
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Originally posted by: gorcorps
Originally posted by: dainthomas
Originally posted by: gorcorps
Originally posted by: zerocool84
Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
very disappointing. remove the bond character, and this is just another over-the-top and low-iq michael bay/jj abrahms pile of shit.
I agree with this halfway. It wasn't a pile of shit movie but not a great action movie. I just can't get over the fact how Un-Bond these movies are. Bond should still be witty. You are born with wittyness. You don't just learn it when you start to kill people. He is too different from every Bond there has every been. There should still be some Bondness in these movies. There is none. Casino Royale was a good action movie though.
I thought there was enough bondness in casino royale, but it was completely devoid of any in this one.
Are you kidding? There was plenty of Bond, unless you're pissed he didn't throw out lame inuendos, or care what kind of martinis he was drinking. Go rent Die Another Day for your fix of that stuff.
There were plenty of flashes of Bond, such as him refusing to stay in some dump and heading right for the five star hotel. "We're teachers on sabbatical...who just won the lottery." If you're pissed that he didn't have a cell phone that transforms into a hang glider, then I guess we want different things from a Bond movie.
Based on the U.S. opening numbers, I have a feeling the producers of the next movie are going to take the criticisms from all the armchair quarterbacks in this thread and go ahead and ignore them.
That's not what I mean by 'needs more Bond'. The scene you quoted was the only thing even remotely bond like. In Casino Royale, the way he would flirt with Vesper was perfect for Bond.
"Don't worry you're not my type."
"What, smart?"
"Single"
Or when he came back after being poisoned:
"Welcome back"
"Sorry, that last hand nearly killed me"
And there was a bunch more. There wasn't as much in this one so it seemed a tad off. I don't care much about gadgets, that was others bitching about that so don't pin that on me. And for the record, the Brosnan movies suck in every way a Bond movie can suck. My ideal Bond thus far was Casino Royale. QoS wasn't nearly as bad as any of the PB movies, but it still failed in comparison to what Casino Royale showed was possible with a new Bond. I guess I'm just pulling a Yahtzee here and completely ragging on the few negative QoS had.
^^ This. This movie was a wannabe Bourne movie...there wasn't a hint or an ounce of Bond in this movie.