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Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
very disappointing. remove the bond character, and this is just another over-the-top and low-iq michael bay/jj abrahms pile of shit.
QFT!
Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
very disappointing. remove the bond character, and this is just another over-the-top and low-iq michael bay/jj abrahms pile of shit.
Originally posted by: gorcorps
I didn't really care for it much. Every action scene had WAY, WAY too much shaky camera bullshit. The car chase at the beginning was a damn clusterfuck with how much jitter and angle changes there were. Even during the upclose combat. It was hard to enjoy the action because you could barely see it.
And personally I thought the Bond girl in this go around was awful. Not that she acted awful, but just that it was a completely useless character that never added much to the story. There wasn't any chemistry between her and Bond and to keep her tagging around just got boring.
I think it could have been more interesting if they focused more on Bond's deterioration from a spy into nothing more than a killer. They just nonchalantly referenced that he shouldn't be killing so much, and then went about their business.
Originally posted by: nkgreen
Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
very disappointing. remove the bond character, and this is just another over-the-top and low-iq michael bay/jj abrahms pile of shit.
:thumbsup:
Originally posted by: gorcorps
I didn't really care for it much. Every action scene had WAY, WAY too much shaky camera bullshit. The car chase at the beginning was a damn clusterfuck with how much jitter and angle changes there were. Even during the upclose combat. It was hard to enjoy the action because you could barely see it.
And personally I thought the Bond girl in this go around was awful. Not that she acted awful, but just that it was a completely useless character that never added much to the story. There wasn't any chemistry between her and Bond and to keep her tagging around just got boring.
I think it could have been more interesting if they focused more on Bond's deterioration from a spy into nothing more than a killer. They just nonchalantly referenced that he shouldn't be killing so much, and then went about their business.
Originally posted by: gorcorps
I didn't really care for it much. Every action scene had WAY, WAY too much shaky camera bullshit. The car chase at the beginning was a damn clusterfuck with how much jitter and angle changes there were. Even during the upclose combat. It was hard to enjoy the action because you could barely see it.
Originally posted by: FreshPrince
WORST BOND MOVIE EVAR! :|
* no bond gadgets true
* very little of bond doing hawt women he did one... that's as many as many other movies
* no grandios super villian plots/lairs, hell austin powers films were more "bond" than this crap...LOL not "take over the world" big, but take over countries one by one
* no bond humor I can't find the uh... stationary...
* they need to bring back Q true
* M sux, tired of looking at that old bag quit being bitter. she's fine
* too much shaky camera crap true
* this is a bond film, not bourne! true
* craig = worst bond evar hardly. he's the MOST like connery. one of the best
* connery > * meh
* crappy bond song at the beginning not great, but did it really blow the movie for you?
* all the fight scenes looked the same true
* bond girl had fugly scars on back...wtf? bond did not "do" supossed bond girl. bond girl was kinda lame this time around yeah
* water? huh? water? LMAO........stop it with the tree hugger message bullshit, nobody cares! water was lame
* batman revamp worked, bond revamp failed miserably true
Originally posted by: gorcorps
Originally posted by: zerocool84
Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
very disappointing. remove the bond character, and this is just another over-the-top and low-iq michael bay/jj abrahms pile of shit.
I agree with this halfway. It wasn't a pile of shit movie but not a great action movie. I just can't get over the fact how Un-Bond these movies are. Bond should still be witty. You are born with wittyness. You don't just learn it when you start to kill people. He is too different from every Bond there has every been. There should still be some Bondness in these movies. There is none. Casino Royale was a good action movie though.
I thought there was enough bondness in casino royale, but it was completely devoid of any in this one.
Originally posted by: dainthomas
Originally posted by: gorcorps
Originally posted by: zerocool84
Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
very disappointing. remove the bond character, and this is just another over-the-top and low-iq michael bay/jj abrahms pile of shit.
I agree with this halfway. It wasn't a pile of shit movie but not a great action movie. I just can't get over the fact how Un-Bond these movies are. Bond should still be witty. You are born with wittyness. You don't just learn it when you start to kill people. He is too different from every Bond there has every been. There should still be some Bondness in these movies. There is none. Casino Royale was a good action movie though.
I thought there was enough bondness in casino royale, but it was completely devoid of any in this one.
Are you kidding? There was plenty of Bond, unless you're pissed he didn't throw out lame inuendos, or care what kind of martinis he was drinking. Go rent Die Another Day for your fix of that stuff.
There were plenty of flashes of Bond, such as him refusing to stay in some dump and heading right for the five star hotel. "We're teachers on sabbatical...who just won the lottery." If you're pissed that he didn't have a cell phone that transforms into a hang glider, then I guess we want different things from a Bond movie.
Based on the U.S. opening numbers, I have a feeling the producers of the next movie are going to take the criticisms from all the armchair quarterbacks in this thread and go ahead and ignore them.