Official Swine Flu thread.

[FelixDeCat]

Are you afraid of the swine flu? You should be, especially with the amount of people in this world who arent very careful about hygiene.

06/11/2009 UPDATE:

On Wednesday, the WHO reported that the virus has infected at least 27,737 people in 74 countries and caused 141 deaths. Most cases have been in North America, but Europe and Australia have seen a sharp increase in recent days

http://www.theglobeandmail.com...ndemic/article1177456/

WHO press release.

 

[Newbian]

Do we really need another thread talking about it?

 

[Goosemaster]

I'm gonna get ya!
I'm gonna get ya!

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
I'm gonna get ya!
I'm gonna get ya!

No poking down there. :|

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Newbian
Do we really need another thread talking about it?

I think we need to condense all the threads, and ground them up until we get a nice alternator-sized pile.

Then we need to burn it.*


*with fire

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
I'm gonna get ya!
I'm gonna get ya!

Too late, Im wearing my surgical mask.

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Newbian
Do we really need another thread talking about it?

I think we need to condense all the threads, and ground them up until we get a nice alternator-sized pile.

Then we need to burn it.*


*with fire

And then nuke said ashes from orbit.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Newbian

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Newbian
Do we really need another thread talking about it?

I think we need to condense all the threads, and ground them up until we get a nice alternator-sized pile.

Then we need to burn it.*


*with fire

And then nuke said ashes from orbit.

the nuke has to also be on fire before it goes off*.

*with fire

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Newbian

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Newbian
Do we really need another thread talking about it?

I think we need to condense all the threads, and ground them up until we get a nice alternator-sized pile.

Then we need to burn it.*


*with fire

And then nuke said ashes from orbit.

the nuke has to also be on fire before it goes off*.

*with fire

Well coming from orbit that might be a bit hard.

 

[StinkyPinky]

I'm officially calling the disease Baconitis.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: StinkyPinky
I'm officially calling the disease Baconitis.

Good one. Now just copyright the word and setup a website so you can have enough money to buy a surgical mask from me.

 

[Printer Bandit]

I'm officially calling the disease the Manbirdpig flu.

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: Printer Bandit
I'm officially calling the disease the Manbirdpig flu.

Waits for south park to catch up.

 

[Kadarin]

Actually, I think it goes back to Sarah Palin and the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing from the campaign...

 

[Synomenon]

So how do we stop it? Nuke the entire planet from orbit?

 

[Acanthus]

Originally posted by: IsLNdbOi
So how do we stop it? Nuke the entire planet from orbit?

You use normal sanitary practices.

If you catch something like the flu, you go to the doctor.

If you are sick, stay hydrated and eat very light foods like crackers to keep things down.

Use tylenol to break the fever.

Wait.

 

[StinkyPinky]

This is getting serious. Zombies are now being reported in Mexico.

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: Acanthus

Originally posted by: IsLNdbOi
So how do we stop it? Nuke the entire planet from orbit?

You use normal sanitary practices.

If you catch something like the flu, you go to the doctor.

If you are sick, stay hydrated and eat very light foods like crackers to keep things down.

Use tylenol to break the fever.

Wait.

So no more pig love?

 

[13Gigatons]

I can't go to work tomorrow because I have really bad pig flu (nothing to do with a baseball game).

 

[Bibble]

Students in Queens reported to have swine flu. Make sure to wash your hands, people.

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[KK]

I just ate sausage from micky d's. Do I got the swine disease? Is having to take a shit a symptom of it?

 

[iamwiz82]

I wonder if it will get into Madagascar?

 

[eplebnista]

No

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: Bibble
Students in Queens reported to have swine flu. Make sure to wash your hands, people.

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Always good advice to follow sanitary procedures. However, before people get worked up in this thread & fall victim to the sensationalism (just like the bird flu pandemic... I mean panic) consider that (at least according to the NYTimes) about 100 students in that school became sick, 8 were tested, all got better, none were hospitalized. It's not the end of the world. Getting the flu sucks, but the U.S. can deal with this variety. Plus, it's almost summer - transmission rates are much lower during the summer.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: Bibble
Students in Queens reported to have swine flu. Make sure to wash your hands, people.

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Spidey07 is a dead man.