***OFFICIAL*** USA! USA! USA! Olympic medals hoarding thread (aka suck it world!)

[khon]

We finally took the lead over China.

Canada blows. At least the Aussies have a handful.

No you didn't, China is still in the lead.

 

[rcpratt]

No you didn't, China is still in the lead.

Wait, you mean things can keep changing as the Olympics continue?

Well, fuck.

 

[SSSnail]

no you didn't, china is still in the lead.

USA!!! USA!!! USA!1!

/wave

 

[SsupernovaE]

All this talk about the United States and Chinese dominance and nobody seems to notice that Korea, France, and the United Kingdom are doing extremely well for the size of their countries.

 

[AstroManLuca]

USA now leads China in both overall medals and golds.

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

 

[lupi]

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I agree.

 

[lupi]

India got a bronze medal in... something or other. That gives them a grand total of TWENTY TWO medals now!
(Out of the last 32 Olympics that they have participated in.) Wtf is up with that?! Even Jamaica has 55 medals in only 21 Olympics (not counting the present Olympics.)

when phelps got his first or second medl this time, they mentioned that he alone had more medals than like 75 competeting countries, assuming that's countries with medals as I think the list of those that have never gotten 1 is pretty big.

 

[Northern Lawn]

Give them a break mate. They get sunlight like one day a year. It's hard to practice shit when it's -10C outside.

They own at the winter olympics though.

They're like a cold Australia.

EDIT: Damn... 'like a cold Australia'? I don't think I've every said anything so positive about another country before.

That's right!

We could kick Australia's Ass at Hockey! and curling... still it would be nice to have a topless beach or two.

Btw, Canada has 7 medals. Since America has 10x the population we have they should have 70 medals (or 700 medals as the Americans would calculate) but they only have 43, so suck it.

 

[Northern Lawn]

All this talk about the United States and Chinese dominance and nobody seems to notice that Korea, France, and the United Kingdom are doing extremely well for the size of their countries.

You probably mean size of their "POPULATION"...

See above

Bah, the instructions might confuse you, you're probably looking at the ceiling now.


Canada, that's CANADA mofo, has 7 medals. USA has 10x our population so should have 70 medals but they only have 43.

I'm just going to leave it there and let you digest.

EDIT: Whoops, I thought you were that annoying SSSNail guy. Sorry for the hostility.

 

[lupi]

but if you subtract the illegals then we should only have like 50, so we're pretty close.

 

[Slew Foot]

India got a bronze medal in... something or other. That gives them a grand total of TWENTY TWO medals now!
(Out of the last 32 Olympics that they have participated in.) Wtf is up with that?! Even Jamaica has 55 medals in only 21 Olympics (not counting the present Olympics.)

Maybe they should start an Olympic spelling bee, BO contest, or ass wiping.

 

[Northern Lawn]

but if you subtract the illegals then we should only have like 50, so we're pretty close.

But if you add all Mexico's medals to you own count.. let me check.

OH crap, that doesn't work either. Mexico has 112 million people and only 4 medals.

 

[SSSnail]

It's OK northern shithole, we all know you're a stupid canyuck, you're born that way, you can't help yourself. We understand.

Hey, why don't you petition for moose petting to be an Olympic sport so you can win some gold at it?

 

[MetalMat]

I have a crush on Dibaba

 

[Northern Lawn]

It's OK northern shithole, we all know you're a stupid canyuck, you're born that way, you can't help yourself. We understand.

Hey, why don't you petition for moose petting to be an Olympic sport so you can win some gold at it?

You know the French eat snails right? That's likely why you picked that name, you have some kind of fetish for the French.

 

[khon]

First gold for Denmark just now.

That's brings our total to 4 medals, with 2 more already guarenteed.

That's at least 6 medals for a country with less than 6 million people

 

[khon]

Add another silver to the Danish total.

So that 5(7) medals for Denmark, or 0.9(1.3) per 1 million citizens.

 

[Northern Lawn]

Denmark... pfftt...

What were those medals for? Butter Churning and wooden shoe carving?

Stay away from Hans Island!

 

[khon]

Hans is a danish name, so obviously its our island. What have you got to say aboot that, eh ? :biggrin:

 

[Number1]

The way Canadians view the Americans. LOL

As for the gold medals, we're working on it, and good luck with the rover tonight. It will be exciting because it has a Canadian instrument on it.

 

[Number1]

No, YOU can't be THAT dumb!

CANADA, you still have 0 gold medal.

We just got our first GOLD......

YES

STUFF THAT UP YOUR USA ASS.

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[SSSnail]

Hey, i'm just

 

[SSSnail]

filling this page out

 

[SSSnail]

to get to the other page because

 

[SSSnail]

some annoying Canyuck (he's not even a Canyuck)