***OFFICIAL*** USA! USA! USA! Olympic medals hoarding thread (aka suck it world!)

[CPA]

How many have we won so far?

Don't think anything's been given out yet.

But, we should win at least 2 gold and up to 4 tomorrow in swimming.

Here's a good summary of when medals will be given out.

 

[SSSnail]

How many have we won so far?

We always have one for being AWESOME!

 

[OCGuy]

Thead o' the year.

This is where "fat Americans" kick the living shit out of the rest of the world in athletic competition....we've been pissing people off for quite a while now

 

[CPA]

If anyone questions our superiority, you only need to look at the number of other country's athletes that attend school, play professional sports or train in America. I lost count, but Iceland, South Africa and Sri Lanka were just a few that I recall.

 

[SSSnail]

We just won a gold medal for entering the stadium. :awe:

 

[postmortemIA]

More pics of US flag

 

[postmortemIA]

First Olympic gold medal awarded to Chinese shooter

 

[SSSnail]

Yeah, 3 medals on non-important events. More to come. :awe:

 

[SSSnail]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yaetvTj5DE

USA! USA! USA!

p.s. if you've trained in the US, a US citizen, and compete for your other "country", kindly leave citizenship certificate, and Passport on your way out. TYVM.

 

[Doboji]

More pics of US flag

Yes but didnt we invent the thong?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_Summer_Olympics_medal_table

Doesn't look like we're dominating to me. :hmm:

 

[destrekor]

More pics of US flag

First Olympic gold medal awarded to Chinese shooter

Why do you here America so?

 

[Sephire]

oh my God . . . bummer for USA losing to France in the relay. Lochte sucks.

 

[cubby1223]

Events China should win Gold:
Women's High Diving
Men's and Women's Table Tennis

Women's weight-lifting

 

[KMFJD]

 

[SSSnail]

Sup world?!

 

[sdifox]

Very American, including a grammatical error :biggrin:

 

[Sephire]

12
8
9

 

[Red Squirrel]

On behalf of Canada, I am asking to borrow one of your gold medals. We just want to see how it feels to hold.

 

[SSSnail]

On behalf of Canada, I am asking to borrow one of your gold medals. We just want to see how it feels to hold.

It's OK, as a 51st state, you guys can claim our medals as yours.

BTW, how many more gold medals left do the Chinese expect to earn?

 

[Northern Lawn]

ONLY THE WINTER OLYMPICS COUNT!

 

[lupi]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_Summer_Olympics_medal_table

Doesn't look like we're dominating to me. :hmm:

whoops

 

[dr150]

Within 100 years, Canada will merge with the USA in the future (minus those French speaking isolationist fuckheads).

We need to get our trees/toilet paper from other areas, besides Oregon and Alaska.

 

[Northern Lawn]

Within 100 years, Canada will merge with the USA in the future (minus those French speaking isolationist fuckheads).

We need to get our trees/toilet paper from other areas, besides Oregon and Alaska.

Considering the size of the average American behind, it's going to take a lot of virgin forest to wipe up that amount of shit.

I wouldn't mind, I would move to a better climate. Lower taxes, cheaper Gas... Plus maybe we would give you true universal health care or at least the option.

 

[RocksteadyDotNet]

Yeah, cause you only have 300 million people...

I love how Americans never talk about per capita achievements.

You still kick ass and all that, but never forget that's it's only because of your size.