What's the deal? the soccernet.espn link in there is blocked at my work
Please accept my condolences, and my apologies. On behalf of my colleagues in the sporting press, I would like to extend our sympathies following your elimination from the World Cup. I hope you can understand that the terrible things we have said about your country over your past two mind-numbingly boring games were not meant as national slights. It was simply the frustration talking. Your soccer team is horrible to watch
Apparently, there are nearly 7 million of you, my dear Paraguayans, landlocked in the middle of South America, bored out of your minds. I understand that your capital is Asuncion and that your climate ranges from subtropical to semiarid. I'm thinking more of you must live in the semi-arid region than not, but I stand to be corrected.
In exchange, please don't make me watch you play soccer ever again. I'd rather you drowned me in edible oils.
With love and sincerity,
Chris Jones
Ggggggggggggggooooooalaalallll
lol ESPN radio is so far behind