Originally posted by: hjo3
I look forward to your future "Wah! I'm being deported!" thread.
Getting deported BACK to the USofA, worse things could happen...
Originally posted by: Scouzer
Well clearly you are not educated or have any useful skills, otherwise you could legally import yourself.
word!
Originally posted by: leftyman
going to drink beer and throw $'s at strippers?
Done enough of that for one lifetime...
Originally posted by: DieHardware
Just claim refugee status like everyone else.
Just tell them someone tried to slip you a light beer! :beer:
Thanks for the advice...I'll probably need to use some of it at some point...
Originally posted by: meltdown75
just wear a T-shirt that says, "I am elite member of a message board" and you'll do just fine.
Already packed that one .
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: Firebot
4 grand in Vancouver. That will last about 2 days...
2 Canadian Days or 2 US Days?
??? Really is canadia really on like a different time zone or something? it's probably something I should know before I go...
Originally posted by: bignateyk
What the hell are you gonna do with 4 grand in vancouver?? Thats gonna last you about 2 weeks.
get an apartment or something, buy food, probably some new work cloths and look for a job.
Originally posted by: randomint
Originally posted by: narzy
So me and a buddy of mine are tired of where we are, he's loosing his job in few days and I'm a free spirit, so we're taking 4 grand and illegally immigrating to Canada...we have no prospects for jobs, or even a place to stay but we're smart we'll figure something out. So if you happen to live in Vancouver and are willing to house two bums for a short period of time (forever) hit me up...we leave in 3 weeks!
fixed.
HAHA I'd never house crash on someone like that, I enjoy meeting other ATers so I always throw an open invitation.
Originally posted by: KarmaPolice
going to vancouver without a plan and 4 grand seems like a risky situation. I would go up there first as a visit and try finding a place to live and a job and then going from there. Going there with only 4 grand and no plan might be a bit stressful.
Life's full of risk, sometimes you just have to leave it all behind to truly grow.
Originally posted by: FoBoT
why not legally immigrate
http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/faq/index.html#immigrate
meh, too much paperwork...
Originally posted by: PingSpike
I thought most bums froze to death up there? Good luck with your icy death and related activities.
Don't plan on being a Bum but it could happen but thank you so very much for the warm wishes
Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: Firebot
4 grand in Vancouver. That will last about 2 days...
2 Canadian Days or 2 US Days?
:laugh:
Also, I don't want to meet anyone who describes themselves as a "chill bro"
mostly because I hate the word "chill." when used in that context. Chill fits more in the "chill until ready to serve" category. A "chill bro" is probably code for smelly hippie.
Don't worry Canadian friends, ship them back here and we'll have them flipping burgers in a week.
We probably don't want to meet you either...
Originally posted by: Patt
If I weren't lazy, I'd check to see if you are one of the Americans who complains about Mexicans illegally entering the US in some of the threads on this board ... but I just can't say I care enough
I can save you the trouble, I'm not and I haven't
Originally posted by: error162
will alert immigration of your arrival
awesome, I've always wanted to meet a real mountie! much appreciated .
Originally posted by: ultimatebob
Originally posted by: error162
will alert immigration of your arrival
Yeah, maybe putting your real name and home town in your profile isn't a good idea when you're announcing to the world that you're planning on doing something illegal
Oh, and just in case you decide to change it, let's post it here:
First Name: Tim
Last Name: Thorpe
Username: narzy
City: Salem
Province/State: Oregon
Country: United States
Website:
http://www.cleanyourdirt.com/
E-mail Address:
tim.thorpe@cleREMOVEanyourdirt.com
Can I nominate this thread for pwnage of the year honors?
hey! thanks for plastering my profile but honestly why would I hide? if we get caught we get caught...as for the nomination, I gladly accept it is a great honor .
Originally posted by: moshquerade
wow... let us know how you make out.
Will do if it gets real interesting I'll start a blog or vlog or something, I've always wanted to be one of the popular kids on youtube...
Originally posted by: ultimatebob
This is the part of the thread where narzy comes back and says that this was all a big joke and that an outstanding citizen like himself would NEVER break immigration laws!
Right Narzy?
sure, yeah whatever...:roll:
Originally posted by: dennilfloss
But how long will he stay after he finds out that his American you-know-what is nowhere near the high standard expected by our Canadian amazons?
We have radioactive pixie dust from the
trinity site...we figure if we rub enough of it on our loins it shouldn't be a problem...
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Addition by subtraction. Thank you for doing your part to make the USA a better place. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Don't think I'm renouncing my US citizenship...it could come in handy one day, and I want to influence your elections from abroad! but I ain't payin your lousy taxes!
as for being anally violated by the door, in true US citizen fashion if that were to occur I'd be sure to sue the door and door handle manufacturer(s) for sexual assault winning an unheard of and substantial settlement/verdict and stay in the states with my newly acquired millions!