Oh crap, the violent husband of the woman I been sleeping with is waiting for me....

[T_Yamamoto]

this reminds me of all those reddit threads where the OP doesn't update the post

 

[Darwin333]

if i've learned anything from reacher novels it's to tell a guy you're going to count to three, count off 1, and then headbutt him.

The last fight I was in, which was quite a while ago, the guy told me he was going to kick my ass and then proceeded to take his shirt off. While the shirt was over his head I proceed to throw my best haymakers. He never did get his shirt off.

Protip: If, for reasons I don't understand, you feel the need to partially disrobe before a fight do it before you tell the other person that you are about to fight them even if it is implied. Once you tell them there is definitely going to be a fight, at least IMO, the fight has already started.

 

[Darwin333]

this reminds me of all those reddit threads where the OP doesn't update the post

Cut him some slack, maybe the husband isn't a two pump chump or he enjoys a lot of foreplay.

 

[WelshBloke]

So the important question is... who's getting his stuff?

Ahem.

I think you'll find that that was decided in the first post! :Colbert:

 

[GagHalfrunt]

You think you got problems? Try messing around with a bi-woman that's got a lesbian girlfriend. A jilted lesbian is like 1000 times more violent than a jilted husband.

 

[BD231]

Cut him some slack, maybe the husband isn't a two pump chump or he enjoys a lot of foreplay.

 

[nakedfrog]

Wrong thread?

 

[pauldun170]

The last fight I was in, which was quite a while ago, the guy told me he was going to kick my ass and then proceeded to take his shirt off. While the shirt was over his head I proceed to throw my best haymakers. He never did get his shirt off.

Protip: If, for reasons I don't understand, you feel the need to partially disrobe before a fight do it before you tell the other person that you are about to fight them even if it is implied. Once you tell them there is definitely going to be a fight, at least IMO, the fight has already started.

Never start with shirt
Always start with pants.

If you can't fight balls out then it simply isn't worth fighting over it.
Jesus said that...

 

[Captante]

Have you considered CALLING THE POLICE?

Ftfy.

 

[Krazy4Real]

need that update

 

[Captante]

need that update

Sadly not holding my breath!

 

[whm1974]

I'm assuming that the OP has gotten the crap beaten out of him and we won't hear from him until at least a few weeks.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

need that update

im waiting too

 

[Rifter]

OP obviously didnt make it. RIP

 

[mrblotto]

Dang....I can't see all the peeps that are online. The linky takes me to some top 10 awards/posts list :/

 

[snoopy7548]

I bet he tried my plant idea and he's just too busy celebrating at the bar.

 

[sdifox]

We've been spidered

 

[WelshBloke]

I still get his stuff though!?

 

[brianmanahan]

yep and yep. where once I was somewhat amusingly anticipating the violent demise of OP at the hands of his own stupidity--now not so much.

yeah baasha was nuts. there's still somebody in P&N who sounds a lot like him, i don't remember who it is.

 

[brianmanahan]

this reminds me of all those reddit threads where the OP doesn't update the post

WHAT'S IN THE SAFE???

 

[brianmanahan]

it's a pity we never got to see pics of dead OP's murderer's wife's elbows.

 

[whm1974]

it's a pity we never got to see pics of dead OP's murderer's wife's elbows.

I prefer my women to be 18-30 y/o myself.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

WHAT'S IN THE SAFE???

jesus that fucking thread.

the number of times that the safe has been opened vs unopened is not that bad

 

[zinfamous]

this reminds me of all those reddit threads where the OP doesn't update the post

we were doing that here long before reddit was a fart in the wind.

Syringer is both a proper noun and a verb, you know.

 

[Braznor]

UPDATE:

I tricked the prick. I knew he was waiting for me in the car park. So I spoke to his wife and rounded up a couple of security guys to walk with me to my car. As I suspected he was standing right besides my car and I tricked him into speaking to his wife on my phone in front of the security guys and then his wife told the head of the security that he is beating her and he is violent and a trouble maker. Lots of maa bheen swear words flew and together we drove him off the company property and he beat a swift retreat.

I'm planning on making myself scarce the next few weeks by taking a couple of weeks off from work on vacation. I will probably take his wife along and it will serve him right.

A successful defusal of the situation through non violence. YES!