When I was a very young tyke I stumbled upon my sister's vibrator... had no idea what it was though and put it back. Then, years later I learned what they were and had a flashback to that day... how embarassing that could have been if I'd taken it and asked someone what it was! My sister would have been mortified...
Ok, I just finished reading the thread and you all made me spew coke all over the monitor. ROFL. The original post was pretty funny, but you guys just add so much more.
I hate to bring this up, but how did she know it was under your bed? It sounds like she's used it before.
Now you have a wonderful story to tell when she's older and you want to embarrass her...."Remember the time when you pulled my marital aid out and stuck it on your foot?"
It would appear that she doesn't know what it is if shes rubbing her feet with it. I'd hope that she puts it down and her and her friend go and watch some TV or a movie - you could offer them some food in the other room and grab it while their eating.
Isla, maybe you should just pretend it's a multi-function household appliance that you got from an infomercial or something. You know, use it around the house... like to stir batter, scratch your back, etc. Put a terrycloth on it and wax your car with it, get a toothbrush attachment :Q, whatever, your daughter will think it's a great tool.
now the truth comes out... we had the masturbation thread a while back and none of the ladies would out and out admit to anything. i think this is proof enough.
Wow, I just had a "Me, Myself, and Irene" flashback.
Just relax Isla, it's just a massager. You know, there are people that use those in an exclusively non-carnal way. Heck, when I was in HS every girl on the track and basketball teams had them in the their duffle bags and... oh... Hmmm... I think I'll need to ponder this thought a bit more...
Damn thats funny! You better get that off the coffee table before the Mr. gets home. Hopefully no one will remember what it looked like. Or you got some 'splainin to do!
And I though OT was getting less interesting than it use to be...
I've got to agree with Viper, at least you have learned that you daughter isn't doing anything you wouldn't want her to. (Of course I'm sure you would have preferred to learn that some other way.) Thanks for the laughs guys.
Heh heh... Thats what all my friends as me. My girlfriend and I once gave few "marital aids" as gag birthday gifts. Now the guest of honor is usually disappointed when we don't get them one as a gift.
OMG, you poor woman, rofl! This is almost as bad as the day my son and daughter found my husband's condoms, and put them on her feet and hands. See, they made her slide down the hall floor very fast..
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