OK, I watched the Anna Nicole Show. Kill me now

[BillDKiller]

rh71, Myself and my 10 brain cells left thank you.

So the purple haired girl is her assistant and the guy is her lawyer. Unbelievable. My lawyer doesn't carry a dog around, btw.

If the E! people had any brains they would have made the show a dark satire of a "former model" and "nouveau riche" woman. It would have been hilarious if it was written like a Seinfeld episode. She could have just led her stupid, vacuous, consumer-driven life, but with more interesting situations and people in it. They could have had the entire episode about "nothing", like her not receiving a box spring. She would have had to sleep exactly in the center of the bed, otherwise her great weight would crush the bed frame and she would fall out onto her red velvet rug.

But of course Anna would need at least a modicum of talent and brains, so she would have to be replaced with a different actor.

Are you listening E!

 

[murphy55d]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
I'd love to grease her up, strap myself in with a seatbelt and ride that porker, just once. She used to be sooooo fine...and she does have mammies to die for....bleach-blond-bimbo-slut-pig look...I'd hit it once.

Agreed.

 

[Liviathan]

The show is dumb....but given the chance I'll go once around the world with her.....

something about her does it for me.....don't know what it is....

maybe the $$$$

 

[ObiDon]

Originally posted by: Sepen

Originally posted by: Ranger X
There's nothing worse than an annoying 225lb gargantuous whale discussing her desires to masturbate! :Q

You think that is all she weighs? I don't know, she is really big. She must have a 40"+ waist, and that butt must weigh a hundred lbs alone. I would guess around 255.

Unless she's only 5' tall she's WAY past 255.

 

[RU482]

Originally posted by: wje
It's not only the fact that it's a bad show, but E! advertises it all week long. For example, during the Howard Stern show, they continously have pop-ups appearing on the bottom of the screen advertising the show. C'mon E! - what were you thinking?

Wow...first, they carry the Howard Stern Show. Now this sh!t. E is the WHORE of entertainment television. ...Now if they would just start showing some muff on WILD ON