OK, I'm up for a joke - and the joke's on me!

[HappyPuppy]

Who's the G-string wearing mod retard who gave me this avatar?

Before any of you Vagisil lipped Asian homos can say it ...

MOD CALLOUT THREAD!!

Go fuck yourselves!

Hey look, I got a new avatar!

 

[Sinsear]

Good morning.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Hi, buddy, how ya doing?

 

[BoomerD]

Semper Fi! you old fuck...

 

[zanejohnson]

lol

 

[Locut0s]

What's with you and Vagisil? I must know.

 

[SeaSerpent]

What's with you and Vagisil? I must know.

He rubs it on his lipsD:

 

[Locut0s]

A request to the MOD who gave HP his current avatar.

Please change it to a picture of a tube of Vagisil. I think most of ATOT is in agreement with me that this would be awesome.

Thanks.

 

[HappyPuppy]

lol

LOL at your lol, zane. Do you ever wake up in the wee hours of the morning and contemplate what a waste of oxygen you are? I doubt you have the capacity for such mental gymnastics.

 

[Locut0s]

LOL at your lol, zane. Do you ever wake up in the wee hours of the morning and contemplate what a waste of oxygen you are? I doubt you have the capacity for such mental gymnastics.

Pot meet kettle.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Pot meet kettle.

I am cut to the quick by your barbs. Stop, please stop!


<lower case> rofl

 

[Sinsear]

You should make enough threads to own the front page.

 

[Sinsear]

Or bump a bunch of old ones

 

[HappyPuppy]

If I bumped all my worthwhile old ones I would be permabanned, again, and fill the front page with something worthwhile to read.

 

[Sinsear]

Hmmm.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Dude, is that blackface or are you really a ni****?

 

[Sinsear]

Say what homey?

 

[Locut0s]

Say what homey?

His father is black.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

What's with you and Vagisil? I must know.

It helps relieve the pain of the sand in his vagina...

 

[HappyPuppy]

His father is black.

That's a relief. For a moment I thought his mommy was a cotton picker.



When I was a little bitty baby
My mama would rock me in the cradle,
In them old cotton fields back home;


It was down in Louisiana,
Just about a mile from Texarkana,
In them old cotton fields back home.


Oh, when them cotton bolls get rotten
You can't pick very much cotton,
In them old cotton fields back home.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Dissapointed with the lack of jokes in this thread...

Here's one Neckarb won't like -

Yorkshireman goes to the vet & says "Eee vitnery, there's summat wrong wi' me cat". Vet says "Is it a tom?" Yorkshireman says "nay, I browt it wi' me"

 

[Locut0s]

That's a relief. For a moment I thought his mommy was a cotton picker.



When I was a little bitty baby
My mama would rock me in the cradle,
In them old cotton fields back home;


It was down in Louisiana,
Just about a mile from Texarkana,
In them old cotton fields back home.


Oh, when them cotton bolls get rotten
You can't pick very much cotton,
In them old cotton fields back home.

Your father is black you numb skull.

 

[HappyPuppy]

It helps relieve the pain of the sand in his vagina...

Like you would know.

BTW, WTF are you?

 

[HappyPuppy]

Your father is black you numb skull.

It's numbskull, numbskull!

 

[Sinsear]

This is clearly the best thread of the day.