Here's how this really went down:
Democrat Pundit 1 (we'll call her...say...Meeee-Shel ((Everywhere else in America other than a certain public radio show pronounced differently)) Norris): Wow, the our base really didn't come out like they did in '08, and the Independents swung the other way, we got killed!
Democrat Pundit 2 (we'll call him...say...Chris "Got a tingle up my leg" Matthews): Yeah, it was a bloodbath. Don't these people understand that the science is decided on this?!!?! That The Messiah doesn't need public scrutiny to be trusted with implementing the 'transperant' Hope and Change (TM)??? God damn it, I can't feel my leg, I can't feel my leg!!!
Dem Pundit 1: What we need, what our base really needs, is something that will just cut through all the noise in their lives, you know? Like, something, like, well, like, you know, like, something that will like, give them a tingle up their legs!
Dem Pundit 2: Exactly! Because when they get that tingle, nothing, I mean nothing can stop Us!!!! Er, I mean, Them!
Dem Pundit 1: Right! What could that be though? I mean, our party has totally blown it, blown it worse than Monica slobbering on Slick Willy. What could capture their attention from their 122nd week of Unemployment and get them back keeping us employ....er, I mean, Getting The Country Back On Track (TM).
Dem Pundit 2: I'm drawing a total blank here...not only can I not feel my leg, I can't feel my brain! F*CK! Did I ever have a brain?!?!?
Dem Pundit 1: It's OK Chri, er, I mean, Dem Pundit 2! Our party isn't like the Republican party, it doesn't require voters to have brains, just vote, and, vote often!
Dem Pundit 2: <droooollll>
Dem Pundit 1: I know! I know! I have the perfect thing, it's so perfect, I'd pronounce it: Peeerfect!
Dem Pundit 2: I got a tingle! I got a tingle! What is it??!!?
Dem Pundit 1: The I'm A Total DumbF*ck Fake Rage Wannabe, aka, Olbermann, act is getting old. I mean, the monotone we're Dem's w/o saying we're Dem's and we're PC so we speak in monotone so as to try and not sound biased NPR act is why people listen to NPR. But Keith, he's not inciting the rage in our base that he usually has. Chr, gosh!, I mean, Pundit 2, you could say 'he's lost that tingle'. My postulation is thus (notice how I used a big word to say idea, making me sound smarter, just like Meee-shel makes me sound different, even though I'm a loser like everyone else): Lets get Keith to be fired for some totally rediculous reason - to our base at least - and that will get them fired up since our party basically sucks and can't do it by our achievements alone, even though we had a Supermajority.
Dem Pundit 2: Full Tingle! Full Tingle!!!
The End.
And that folks, is how this came to be....
Chuck