"If anyone needs me I'll be in my room..." damnit they say that 1 outta 3 episodes on the simpsons thru Lisa lol...
also:
"$200 computer! WHAT A DEAL! YOU'RE GETTING A GREAT BARGAIN!!*"
*$1700-400 $24/month 36-48 month internet commitment, -400 manufacturer's mail-in-rebate, - 50 mouse rebate - 5 keyboard rebate - 300 if you buy 5 software applications with your computer retail - 100 rebate if you buy a keningston webcam with your computer - someotherrandomthingyou'llhavetolookforinoursmallertext.
Ah... the stupidity of ads for people who are "dumb" enough to pay $2k for a p3 700 computer at retail with a TNT2 M64 and 32 or 64mb of ram... lol.