> > > > Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie,out
> > > > for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day
> > > > and love is in the air.
> > > >
> > > > Marie leans over to Pierre and says,"Pierre, kiss
> > > > me!"
> > > > Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.
> > > > "What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie.
> > > > "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red
> > > > wine!"
> > > > She smiles and they start kissing. Things began to heat up a little
> > > > And Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."
> > > > Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and
> > > > Pours it on her breasts.
> > > > Pierre! What are you doing now?" asks the bewildered Marie.
> > > > "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have
> > > > white wine!"
> > > > She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude, and things
> > > > Really steam up.
> > > > Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me
> > > > Muchm lower!"
> > > > Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours
> > > > It in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights the cognac on fire.
> > > > Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine.
> > > > Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms into the air and screams
> > > > furiously,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?"
> > > > Our 'hero' stands and says defiantly,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in
> > > > flames!"
> > > > for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day
> > > > and love is in the air.
> > > >
> > > > Marie leans over to Pierre and says,"Pierre, kiss
> > > > me!"
> > > > Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.
> > > > "What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie.
> > > > "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red
> > > > wine!"
> > > > She smiles and they start kissing. Things began to heat up a little
> > > > And Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."
> > > > Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and
> > > > Pours it on her breasts.
> > > > Pierre! What are you doing now?" asks the bewildered Marie.
> > > > "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have
> > > > white wine!"
> > > > She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude, and things
> > > > Really steam up.
> > > > Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me
> > > > Muchm lower!"
> > > > Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours
> > > > It in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights the cognac on fire.
> > > > Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine.
> > > > Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms into the air and screams
> > > > furiously,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?"
> > > > Our 'hero' stands and says defiantly,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in
> > > > flames!"